So, let's talk about Maria Carey's โAll I want for Christmas is Youโ.
My best review: this song is โunoffensiveโ. I can't say I like it, but I do not turn it off when I hear it.
It's ultimately a love song! Despite that it's made millions for Maria & her producer, it's ultimately anti-commercialism: All I want for Christmas is you to be here w/me: not presents.
This one's not horrible. I'll continue listing more holiday songs that I progressively like more as the night continues.