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@FakeScrumStats For me its more:
Leadership: "We control your teams by story points and velocity."
Scrum: "I hate you." -
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@FakeScrumStats I hate #scrum. It wastes people's time. I hired a dev once, and on his first day, he's like "we're not doing a daily scrum?" Hmm, no...that's what that $10,000 smart board with the kanban is for.....now pour yourself a cup of the expensive ass coffee I buy, turn on some music with those headphones, that I also bought...and get to work....
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Alla the "managers" feel endangered! All Pointy Haired Bosses feel threatened!
Beware of Dogbert he will try to terminate you ππ€ͺπ