I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon.

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Heavenly bodies! Since I recently saw Angel's Egg, I got inspired to make a bewinged #FridayMovie poll. Thus, I present to you these four befeathered and bechoired options. Follow your divine inspiration and choose wisely

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

I dreamt I posted it, but didn't post it
aka
there is no #FridayMovie poll this week, and next week is sidetracked by me watching Princess Mononoke on the biggest screen in town

this seems like the way

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

a reminder that there will be no poll this week
but stay tuned, for the future is yet arriving, and we have an infinite amount of fridays ahead

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Meows to the meow god! We rejoice as the #FridayMovie poll returns in full glory, wasting no time in shedding unimaginable amounts of floof on unsuspecting bystanders. And why would anyone suspect anything, seeing as how this lineup is all full of cats!

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Toot that horn! It was suggested that this #FridayMovie be unicorn--themed, and lo! It is in fact unicorn-themed. So toot those horns, bang those drums and honk those stonks!

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

and the winner
which won with a thematically appropriate singular vote
is
The last unicorn

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

there it is
the horn
of the 'corn

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

I do love the commitment to a very particular kind of realism
aka
what if there were lens flares on this animated camera that we imagine is looking at this magical forest

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

there are so many art styles, and we have only reached the title screen yet

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

things are happening in real time

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

this is a rich text

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

they did not need to animate the point of view as gradually backing into the cage, thus having the bars slowly fade into view
but they did

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

"hey, mom, can we get these disney movies?"
"we have disney movies at home"
the disney movies at home:

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

there is nothing wrong with your television
do not adjust your receivers
we are controlling transmission

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

do not adjust your displays

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Liminal salutations! This week's #FridayMovie falls in the nebulous, ambiguous, polyvalent days between christmas and new year's. These are days defined by a diffuse blend of indeterminacy and a definite sense that things are definitely coming to an end. Thus, I present to you, four ways to end all years

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Prefigured futurities! Seeing how this is the first #FridayMovie poll of the year, we will follow tradition and vote for which mood will set the tone for the months to come. Therefore I present to you four mood pieces, each radically yet subtly distinct

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Waxed poetics! As this year is already over the moon in all categories, metaphorically speaking, I reckon this week's #FridayMovie poll should be all about our beloved lunar orb. And so, I present to you, these stellar options, which may or may not include hints of extraplanetary skullduggery

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Stellar stochastics! Last week's poll was disturbed by the dual interference of network difficulties (it was literally DNS), sunspots (probably not DNS), and the fact that the result was a tie. Thus, for this week's #FridayMovie poll, we will redo the last one, albeit slightly remixed. Behold! The sky is full of stars!

[sargoth@mastodon.social]

Malleable marylebones! We are approaching the cool zone and somehow someone has already given us a residence permit. As such, we have all been given a (1) vote in this week's #FridayMovie poll. Choose, and shiver!