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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
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Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn no, because they're creepy things with blackened eyes and the power to shatter pelvises.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn I feel like I must have when I was a kid, but I have no actual memory of doing so.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn Not only have I sat on a horse, I have ridden one.
The person whose horse it was and who explained to me how to do it told me that he concluded that I belonged to the "SOS" school of horse riding, because apparently my position on the saddle looked like a Sack Of Shit.
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@Pepijn bwahahaha, I've sat on both! And goats! (the wonders of being raised on a hippie commune)
@alice @Pepijn
Same! I was trying to milk our goat after a phantom pregnancy and was straddling her, holding on to one horn as I bent over trying to milk her (she weighed 100lb!).I was totally concentrated and then heard some noise and turned my head around to see my wife and daughter both creased up laughing because it apparently looked a bit, err, wrong.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn
No horse, no cow. I think there might have been a camel once at a zoo. And maybe a donkey on the beach. But no, no horse. π’ -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn i don't remember
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
I refuse to believe that 78% of people have sat on a horse
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn You monster.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn Yes! I have a strange connection to this, but I attended diabetic camp. You see, camps exist for multiple reasons. One week you might have rainbow camp, for cancer survivors, and the next you might have asthma camp. There are also weeks where they serve as the camp for the boy scouts, the girl scouts, or any other club. I attended diabetic camp from age 7 through 12, and I rode a horse each year.
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@glitzersachen @Pepijn @dabeaz Youβre not sure if it was a horse?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn@mastodon.online Yes, but only a pony as a child. -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn We had a neighbor with a horse and a pony next door growing up, in early 1970s suburbs near Baltimore. The family finally sold that big chunk of land, which included their house, the house we rented from them, and several acres of wooded pasture, about 12 years ago.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn
I have sat on a horse, I have also sat on a cow, I was a child at the time -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
i never sat on a horse but once a horse chewed my shirt
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@glitzersachen @Pepijn @dabeaz Youβre not sure if it was a horse?
@Nickiquote @glitzersachen @Pepijn @dabeaz Some of the people here think that ponies don't count
(They absolutely do)
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn My youngest aunt runs https://horseshelpingpeople.co.uk/ - so yes, once or twice π although not for years now.
There's a great photo of me when I was a tiny barely school-age child, perched on top of a huge gelding another aunt used to own. We were wildly mismatched in size, but Captain was a very good, patient, and placid boy β€οΈ
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn Does a poney count as a horse?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn I have, twice, sat on a horse.
The second time, that horse decided I didn't know what I was doing, so he'd be in charge. Not disastrous, but not helpful. Total time: about five minutes.
The first time, that horse decided I didn't know what I was doing, so it was time for me to get off. She moved so quickly two feet to the left that I did not. Of course, at that point, gravity took over. Total time: about five seconds.
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