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"You will marry whoever you pick at the Royal Ball," the king told the princess.

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    @fiee @MicroSFF they would be quite useful to catch a train you are just a bit too late for, especially when you can see the platform from the street, but have to walk all around the station to get to itI may have wished for teleportation in the visual range quite a number of times back when I commuted :D
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    There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat."Oi!" I called."The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    He examined the lunch with bread and roasted chicken and salad in front of him, hummed, and held out a hand with two coins. 'I'll give you two copper coins for this.' he said to the young woman.'Thank you.' she said and walked away in satisfaction.'That was way more worth than that.' said her friend. 'You'll never pay off your debt to him that way.'She smiled dreamily. 'That's all right. As long as I have this debt I can meet up with him every day.'#MicroFiction
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    @microfiction #microfiction Interviewer: So I assume you're adept at all Office products, right?Me: All except PowerPoint.Interviewer: What do you mean? Everybody knows how to use PowerPoint.Me: I'm sure I could figure it out. F1 brings up the help menu. It's how I learned the other modules in the Office suite. I just hate PowerPoint. It's garbage. Nobody should use it. Ever. Have IT delete it off all your computers.Interviewer: What? How would you give a presentation then?Me: I don't know. It's been a long time since I took Public Speaking. Tell you what--give me a topic and a week to prepare and I'll come up with a creative presentation that will actually keep people engaged.Interviewer: You took Public Speaking?Me: Yes. Of course. Isn't that kind of a basic requirement if you want to call yourself educated? And, I mean, it's not easy to learn on your own. If you're gonna get up and sing the ABC song at the salad bar at Shoney's, you better do it at the end of your meal 'cuz they're gonna throw you out. I did that once, y'know.Interviewer: You did? Why?Me: Lost a bet. My boss was a prick.Interviewer: Well, you're either getting the job or referred to the FBI for heavy surveillance. Probably both. Welcome aboard!