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Imagine Serena Williams going to the park and screaming "HORRIBLE" to some random kid playing tennis
Wait no, imagine Serena Williams going to the park regularly to scream "HORRIBLE" at the same random kid playing tennis
if this was some rando I would be kinda irritated, like jeez, sorry my silly opera videos don't meet your standards for free internet entertainment. the fact that it's a famous opera singer insulting me elevates the situation to high comedy. there is no witty comeback I could make that would make her look worse than she's already making herself look
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if this was some rando I would be kinda irritated, like jeez, sorry my silly opera videos don't meet your standards for free internet entertainment. the fact that it's a famous opera singer insulting me elevates the situation to high comedy. there is no witty comeback I could make that would make her look worse than she's already making herself look
I have planned my revenge. there is an incident in 2000 that did effectively end her status as an A-lister, she was fired from a show at a major opera house for failing to attend rehearsals. I'll sing something from that opera. Nobody sane would make the connection but she'll know I'm alluding to the incident that derailed her career. She will probably lose her shit lmao
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I have planned my revenge. there is an incident in 2000 that did effectively end her status as an A-lister, she was fired from a show at a major opera house for failing to attend rehearsals. I'll sing something from that opera. Nobody sane would make the connection but she'll know I'm alluding to the incident that derailed her career. She will probably lose her shit lmao
oops I got it confused, she was called in when Katia Ricciarelli was fired. however, singing something from that opera will still probably annoy the shit out of Esperian since nobody can fire me
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oops I got it confused, she was called in when Katia Ricciarelli was fired. however, singing something from that opera will still probably annoy the shit out of Esperian since nobody can fire me
Esperian is notable for being Pavarotti's favorite soprano and favorite co-star and reading interviews with her she talks about him like he was Jesus so it would also annoy the piss out of her if I did any of his more notable rep. (Hm might be time to give Parigi o cara another go.....)
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Esperian is notable for being Pavarotti's favorite soprano and favorite co-star and reading interviews with her she talks about him like he was Jesus so it would also annoy the piss out of her if I did any of his more notable rep. (Hm might be time to give Parigi o cara another go.....)
oh Lord. I've got it - the intersection of both revenge ideas. She mentioned in an interview that when Pavarotti died she listened to his aria from Luisa Miller over and over. this song means everything to her. time to give it the ole silly hat treatment...
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oh Lord. I've got it - the intersection of both revenge ideas. She mentioned in an interview that when Pavarotti died she listened to his aria from Luisa Miller over and over. this song means everything to her. time to give it the ole silly hat treatment...
oh she's gonna be so mad lmao
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oh she's gonna be so mad lmao
did not have "deliberately antagonizing Pavarotti's favorite little meow meow" on my bingo card for 2025 but here we are
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did not have "deliberately antagonizing Pavarotti's favorite little meow meow" on my bingo card for 2025 but here we are
not the tenor aria from Luisa Miller (the opera that's special to her cuz that's how she met ~Pavarotti~) but this aria is sung by the father of the character she played and the message is basically "don't tell people what to do let them do their own thing" so if I can just tighten my performance up a bit it's sure to be a winner for both sitting nicely in my tessitura and being Esperian rage bait
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not the tenor aria from Luisa Miller (the opera that's special to her cuz that's how she met ~Pavarotti~) but this aria is sung by the father of the character she played and the message is basically "don't tell people what to do let them do their own thing" so if I can just tighten my performance up a bit it's sure to be a winner for both sitting nicely in my tessitura and being Esperian rage bait
I read an interview with Esperian in which she says Tosca is her favorite character because Tosca is just like her. "I am Tosca!" she concludes. so after pissing her off by camping out on Luisa Miller, obviously next I have to do the aria of the character that tortures Tosca
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I read an interview with Esperian in which she says Tosca is her favorite character because Tosca is just like her. "I am Tosca!" she concludes. so after pissing her off by camping out on Luisa Miller, obviously next I have to do the aria of the character that tortures Tosca
Esperian in an interview: "His voice is in my head all the time. I think, 'What would Luciano tell me?'"
"Why should be elite, music? Excuse me. Music must be for everybody." - Luciano Pavarotti
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Esperian in an interview: "His voice is in my head all the time. I think, 'What would Luciano tell me?'"
"Why should be elite, music? Excuse me. Music must be for everybody." - Luciano Pavarotti
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(con passione erotica)
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Gli ultimi otto messaggi ricevuti dalla Federazione
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@demofox a long long time ago last time I was unemployed and job hunting I had an interview with apple and they asked me to reverse a linked list. so I said I'd use whatever library function is available. interviewer said no, pretend there isn't one. then I gave them a naive O(N) solution and then the interviewer said it was no good because it used recursion and thus too much stack memory and what if the device didn't have enough memory?!
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@shanecelis lol I laughed in real life
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@demofox INTERVIEWER: Can you reverse a string?
ME, pulling a string from my pocket: Of course.
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@demofox Oh, that's easy. Just perform a complex valued DFT of the byte values twice in a row. It's O(n log n) so it's even *relatively* efficient.
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Claudio Grigolo. Un altro lutto nel Ticino libertario
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Negli ultimi mesi abbiamo visto andare via compagni importanti, persone che con la loro presenza, la loro passione e il loro impegno hanno lasciato un segno indelebile nella nostra vita e nella nostra militanza. A poche settimane dal https://www.rivoluzioneanarchica.it/claudio-grigolo-un-altro-lutto-nel-ticino-libertario/
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@demofox I feel like anyone asking you to reverse a string has either a) not read your resume or b) has a completely broken hiring culture. Either way probably quickest to say a pleasant good bye then and there.
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Interviewer: can you reverse a string?
Me: would you like to see a random access invertible shuffle iterator which visits the items in a low discrepancy sequence to improve results in stochastic algorithms?
Interviewer: uhhh?
Me: how bout a point set that is hyper uniform over both space, and separately, time?
Whenever I have to interview again that is how it's going to go down, and will probably result in rejection š
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Februllage day5: Star. #Februllage2026 #Februllage #Collage #AnalogCollage #MastoArt
