🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft just renamed Office to "Microsoft 365 Copilot app"

[tutanota@mastodon.social]

🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft just renamed Office to "Microsoft 365 Copilot app"

All users are now "AI users"

And this will lead to higher prices: https://tuta.com/blog/microsoft-365-price-increase

#Microsoft #Copilot

[via4@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota so, in desperate attempt to invent market for this shite they make a bad product even worse? That's hardly breaking news

[tutanota@mastodon.social]

New product names coming right up:

GitHub —> CopilotHub
LinkedIn —> Copilot Unemployed
Xbox —> XCopilot
Teams —> CopilotSkype
Azure —> CopilotCloud
OneDrive —> CopilotDeleteurfiles
Edge —> CopilotExplorer
VSCode —> CopilotCursor
Bing —> Copilot4cucks
Defender —> CopilotNoViruses
Intune —> CopilotMalware
Windows —> CopilOS
Authenticator —> CopiletMeIn

[tutanota@mastodon.social]

Bethesda —> CopilotSkyrim
Activision —> Copilot of Duty
Task Manager —> CopilotDavePlummerWroteTaksManager
Powershell —> CopilotNotBash
Hyper-V —> Copilotrash
WSL —> Copilubuntu
Copilot —> CopilotCopilot
Minecraft —> MineCopilot
Surface —> CopiPad
Flight Simulator —> Copilot Planes Flight

Welcome to the new generation of Microslop.

[ati1@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota Sounds like a good moment to donate again to #Libreoffice 🤟️ and a whole lot of other FOSS projects, thanks to whom I haven't seen MS Office ( nor Windows by the way) ( nor any Microsoft ekhm "product") for years

[oatrapado@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota 😂😂😂🫣

[gokushrm@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota only using SwiftKey keyboard app without internet connection and no co-pilot... Rest no MS product or apps 😁

[marcostaenf@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota copilot unemployed is very good :))

[dzwiedziu@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota
Now I'm really sad that my previous job ax'd me before this.
They had a strict no-AI policy, and this would go over buttery-popcorn smooth.

[rastal@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota Microsoft 365 Copilot... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#microsoft

[poisonpunk@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota #boycott all multinationals & buy local, use #FOSS & the #fediverse

[brouhaha@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota
I think it's great for Microsoft to change the names of their "AI"-enhanced programs to include the name "Copilot" or some variation of it. I mean, I already tried to avoid Microsoft software for other reasons, but this makes it so much easier to defend the position. "Of course I won't use that program; Microsoft has enshittified it with AI slop!"

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota

I’d never buy it…

[hokid@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota BREAKING? This rename of the app (not Office itself) happened in February 2025, but hey, it's currently trending, so why not jump on that bandwagon, eh?

[foxontherun@mastodon.social]

@Tutanota - wasn't it CoPilot Sucks from Microslop 😂