I went to a poolside bar at a nearby hotel and ordered a drink and then headed to the restroom.

[alice@beige.party]

I went to a poolside bar at a nearby hotel and ordered a drink and then headed to the restroom.

When I got to the restroom door, I realized I needed a room key to enter, so I started to turn back, but then I immediately saw the bartender who had just taken my order so I asked how I could get into the restroom and he said:

"You need a room key, or, if you don’t have one, the reception desk has a cup..."

and I was like:

"Oh, I don't want to pee into a cup so I'll just wait!"

and he continued by saying

"...the cup by the reception desk has access cards so you can still get into the restroom...if you don’t want to pee into a cup."

😂

10/10 banter with that bartender. Would do again.

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@Alice «also please don't pee in the cup with the keys»