[ chuckles ] I'm in danger

[bstacey@icosahedron.website]

@jalefkowit Dalek laundromat

[liferstate@mas.to]

@jalefkowit I like that there's a video game that makes you truly understand Christina Ricci's character in PECKER.

(Personally I do not need this game, every one of her lines was as if spoken into my soul.)

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

The second you open for business, a door flies open across the street and like ten people with laundry baskets pile out

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

Some customers of the coin-op washing machines sit in front of them and meditate? Yeah I don't get it either

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@jalefkowit

This game is a _trip_. Also... The PC looks like they're ready to fight at a moment's notice.

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

I guess at some point I should post a link to this game's Steam page, huh

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3150440/Laundry_Store_Simulator/

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@jalefkowit

Shit... What's the rule on that? Does the notice belong to the moment? Or is it a description of a unit of time in which the notice can occur?

The apostrophe is making me crazy.

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

Before you ask:

1) YES, there is a customer who can get their head stuck in the dryer

2) YES, the game asks you if you would prefer to help them out of it or help them out of it all sexy-like

3) NO, you're not getting a screenshot

[tsturm@famichiki.jp]

@jalefkowit So when you are playing the running-a-laundry game, are you sure you are not operating a real laundry via some sort of robot?

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@jalefkowit

You disappoint me, Lefkowitz. <3

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

Sometimes the clowns stop in to buy detergent

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

I can work with that

[lkanies@hachyderm.io]

@jalefkowit if only actual businesses were like this. Talk about pent up demand!

[dank@jorts.horse]

@jalefkowit

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@jalefkowit ok but which option did you pick

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go across the street to the thrift store to sell a pair of panties someone left in one of my dryers

[voiceofduum@mindly.social]

@jalefkowit I've been using washing machines wrong

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

Check out this lunkhead I hired to run the cash register. He won't handle anything other than laundry pickups unless I upgrade him