*tilts head to the side like a golden retriever puppy*

[wrenarcher@beige.party]

*tilts head to the side like a golden retriever puppy*

I...

Hm. 🤔

I've never seen one of these before.
How does this work?
How would one use this?

[stephaniepixie@fandom.garden]

@WrenArcher It took me a moment to realize it’s actually a meat tenderizer in the food sense. Williams Sonoma social media manager must’ve had a field day when they posted that 😂

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@WrenArcher the number of butt plug shaped things that aren’t butt plugs that I have had advertised to me since transition is astounding

….also, that looks painful in a not fun way 😳

[dxmacguffin@metalhead.club]

@WrenArcher

I got nothin’