My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat."
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird She pays in cuddles, probably. You get them for the food, he gets them for the services.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird In purrs.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird - Pure endorphins, mainlined.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
I'm assuming it's pro-bono work based on the client's circumstances and her adowwwable widdle face.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird Is Pica a kidney cat?
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@futurebird Is Pica a kidney cat?
Yes. She needs to reduce her protein intake. But she also had a thyroid problem that made her lose a lot of weight a year ago (her pills have fixed this) I'm wary of her eating any less since she's doing so well.
She's 18 as well and very happy playful and healthy. So I think about her quality of life a lot.
Eating food is one of her favorite things next to being petted and complimented.
(She love it when you talk to her and tell her how lovely she is.)
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird are you the defendant? Or the opposing council?
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@futurebird are you the defendant? Or the opposing council?
I know this won't make much sense but... I think I'm ALSO her "legal advocate" and the points of contention between us, as perfectly aligned parties, are all over how to best serve the desires of our client ... the questions of what is reasonable do not enter this court.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird think about the phrase "humans have domesticated the cat" and in how many ways it's wrong 🙃
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird My wife is currently unable to get out of bed and start the day because @Menhit has decided to lie across the back of both her knees, pinning her down.
It is 3:05pm.
Am thinking about springing her from jail by bribing the screw: should be sufficient if I open a tube of Churu in the kitchen …
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@Pierrette gli altri invece bostik...se fossi capo dei partiti che li hanno espressi li caccerei e denuncerei per danno d'immagine...anzi...caccerei pure arianna meloni e sorella
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thestampedehero (@thestampedehero.bsky.social)
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@Otttoz 🥳 questo è quello dei clienti a sua insaputa
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Sono solo come questo gatto, e molto piú solo, perché io lo so e lui no.
Estoy tan solo como este gato, y mucho más solo porque lo sé y él no.
Julio Cortázar
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@fucinafibonacci Terribile. Lacrime a singhiozzo inarrestabili; lei stessa affermò di esserne uscita devastata. Non lo rivedrei manco a pagamento.
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@Pierrette l'hanno detto adesso al tg3
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@Otttoz davvero?
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scorza dimesso dalla privacy
