Mihee (Seoul, South Korea) was playing on the couch, quite energetically. She definitely meant to roll off and land clumsily on her feet in the middle of it, it was entirely intentional.
@InternetEh so far, it's mostly been prosecutorial overreach, I think. If you charge felony assault for a thrown sandwich, a reasonable jury can dismiss that as a ridiculous assertion without having to decide the crime was committed but shouldn't result in a conviction. I'd guess the jury didn't believe there was intent to harm, even if they agreed a sandwich was thrown. But, we're probably going to need some nullification, too, before all is done.