I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
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@cremevax I was already half way believing this, before realizing it was an Onion article.
@bit this is the peril of our age! Well, one of them.
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Sad thing is, almost everything The Onion wrote in the past few years did become reality.
So will this one.@fzer0 my fellow olds will remember this one:
https://theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882/
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@utf_7 I had to go look this up, since I somehow missed out on the Stargate franchise. Gotta say, it explains a lot of what’s going on now.
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@PerryM yes, I find it plausible that the HHS Secretary’s brain has poor nutritional value, forcing the worm to seek better options elsewhere
@cremevax Are you saying that RFK Jr has poor shit for brains and the poor worm was just seeking better shit?
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax @briankrebs This is truly glorious.
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax This is not the Onion. this is for Real ! 😜
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax They almost got me. 🙈
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@cremevax Are you saying that RFK Jr has poor shit for brains and the poor worm was just seeking better shit?
@PerryM even worms have standards!
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@cremevax This is not the Onion. this is for Real ! 😜
@WillyECoyote69 when reality and the onion overlap, it’s time to get one’s affairs in order
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@neoluddite @philbetts fact check: true
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax Those shoes need replacement. 🤣🤣
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