hmhm.

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva to balance the scales, i'm already on my evening high when y'all are still fisting your keyboards to extract productive semantics

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lritter noice

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lritter my morning routine is I frantically fumble my phone to turn off the alarm before the dead kennedys "raw hide" gets to the really loud part full blast, then i wash down my amphetamines with mountain dew, turn on my sad lamp, space out for about thirty minutes, slap my jaw a few times, skulk over to the next room where my work computer is and then "look alive". this is basically a form of necromancy

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva that's noir novel worthy.

i already get woken up at 7 or so, 3 hours too early, by thoughts(tm) and then spend half an hour in the kitchen assembling Standard Breakfast Menu #3. during eating, news channel. afterwards, 30 minute walk (She insists). then work.

[rygorous@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva @lritter gotcha. vibes clocked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7orGC3j_CQ

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lritter i feel like i'd be a good noir detective except for the part where they get the shit beaten out of them repeatedly and also the alcoholism

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lritter maybe i should get a cultural diversity mural in my home office, like in Problem Sleuth

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva yours is more contemporary noir, with some actualizations. german kids would just be confused. "what is alcohol?" "what is 'getting shit beaten out'?"

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lritter noir debugging

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva plot twist: the murderer is you.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lritter often

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva interesting. hard to google.

[wuest@hachyderm.io]

@aeva @lritter tragic when the culprit was under your nose the whole time

[rygorous@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva @lritter on a scale from 1 to 10, how often would you say chain-smoking femme fatales show up in your office?

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lritter https://www.homestuck.com/problemsleuth/000219 it shows up early on

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@rygorous @lritter well I don't smoke anymore, so I guess not nearly often enough. dames I tells ya

[rygorous@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva @lritter I suppose that's good for air quality but in terms of genre conventions it's a bummer

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva saw it. cool mural.

this is the best adventure game i have ever played. but it needs a progress bar.