What hath God wrought?

[ferrovore@mastodon.social]

@hannah To be fair, a roll of paper so large it prevents me from sitting on the toilet in the first place is certainly going to last a lot longer than something that deigns to be used by humans.

[zompus@phire.place]

@hannah FINALLY

[zompus@phire.place]

@JillsJoy @hannah Counterpoint: why are the others not that wide

[zompus@phire.place]

@barometz @hannah YES https://www.target.com/p/charmin-ultra-soft-toilet-paper-forever-roll-starter-kit/-/A-94904365

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

@barometz they are sold separately

[colinstu@birdbutt.com]

@hannah TPing folk's homes is getting out of hand

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@zompus @JillsJoy @hannah It's 3 in a stack.

[chad@retro.pizza]

@hannah …what happens after the month is up

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@zompus @barometz @hannah PFFT! You already have a toilet plunger! Just throw all three bad boys on that! It's a suction cup and it's next to the toilet anyway! ;p

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@hannah
a month? that's, like, foreverrrrrrr!!!

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@hannah You know times are rough when "forever" and "1 month" are equivalent.

[fluttersh@pony.social]

@hannah this might be the meta

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@zompus @barometz @hannah lol, they advertise it's twice as absorbent as the US's most popular single ply bargain brand. so it's 2 ply then?

[zompus@phire.place]

@bluestarultor @JillsJoy @hannah Bah guess I'll go back to using paper towels then

[tithonium@clacks.link]

@hannah the forever rolls are great; I’ve been using them for several years.

Literally the only negative is that they recently changed the size of the box and it no longer fits on the shelf I keep them on in my closet.

[overholt@glammr.us]

@hannah What does Charmin know about the timing of the end of the world that we don’t?

[scj@mastodon.social]

@hannah Americans will do anything to avoid getting a bidet

[robert_cassidy@urbanists.social]

@hannah Single men have entered the chat.

[researchbuzz@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@hannah Aren't those just the kind that they use in industrial toilet paper dispensers?

I remember once my brother stole one from his job and took it to Rocky Horror Picture Show to throw during the wedding (toilet paper) scene. The manager talked him out of it, he was afraid of someone getting beaned and that shit was heavy

[robyn@yeg.bike]

@hannah "forever"

Yes because I won't be able to fit it into our bathroom, let alone onto the TP holder