So like ...
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So like ... In this kid ban on the internet shit, what the fuck are they SUPPOSED to use instead? Or is this just our generation's "go play outside" ... In all those spaces for kids to play outside that have been turned into streets and parking lots?
@JessTheUnstill The kids yearn for the mines (child labor is profitable!) /jk
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@JessTheUnstill The kids yearn for the mines (child labor is profitable!) /jk
@catsalad Dig hole
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So like ... In this kid ban on the internet shit, what the fuck are they SUPPOSED to use instead? Or is this just our generation's "go play outside" ... In all those spaces for kids to play outside that have been turned into streets and parking lots?
@JessTheUnstill
They are supposed to be seen and not heard, and they're supposed to have no self-guided support system when they are being abused.
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@CordiallyChloe Ah yes, they're supposed to go get jobs to make up for all the immigrants that are getting deported.
@JessTheUnstill @CordiallyChloe It's not just that there are few places for kids to go, it's that even when there are parks and such, people will call the cops on unattended children.
I'm sure "supposed to do" is rhetorical, but it's just reminding me that the all-conquering ruling class wisdom is that thinking about externalities is a mug's game.
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@JessTheUnstill @CordiallyChloe It's not just that there are few places for kids to go, it's that even when there are parks and such, people will call the cops on unattended children.
I'm sure "supposed to do" is rhetorical, but it's just reminding me that the all-conquering ruling class wisdom is that thinking about externalities is a mug's game.
@foolishowl @CordiallyChloe I guess it's down to just ... Play video games?
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@JessTheUnstill
They are supposed to be seen and not heard, and they're supposed to have no self-guided support system when they are being abused.
That's it. That's the law.@silvermoon82 @JessTheUnstill Yeah, I was imagining parents' reaction when kids suddenly look to them for hours of entertainment / knowledge / companionship. "Go find something else to do."
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So like ... In this kid ban on the internet shit, what the fuck are they SUPPOSED to use instead? Or is this just our generation's "go play outside" ... In all those spaces for kids to play outside that have been turned into streets and parking lots?
@JessTheUnstill They're supposed to stay home and read the Bible of course.😏
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@silvermoon82 @JessTheUnstill Yeah, I was imagining parents' reaction when kids suddenly look to them for hours of entertainment / knowledge / companionship. "Go find something else to do."
@Cassandra @JessTheUnstill
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@Cassandra @JessTheUnstill
Go to the mall^W arcade^W park^W I dunno just go find something to do.@silvermoon82 @Cassandra But don't "get into trouble"
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@foolishowl @CordiallyChloe I guess it's down to just ... Play video games?
@JessTheUnstill @CordiallyChloe Insofar as they think of us at all, they want us all to die quietly.
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@JessTheUnstill @CordiallyChloe Insofar as they think of us at all, they want us all to die quietly.
@foolishowl @CordiallyChloe No not the girls, they're supposed to get married off into some harem at 14 and start making white babies
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@silvermoon82 @Cassandra But don't "get into trouble"
@JessTheUnstill @silvermoon82 Also try not to get run over crossing eight lanes of traffic.
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So like ... In this kid ban on the internet shit, what the fuck are they SUPPOSED to use instead? Or is this just our generation's "go play outside" ... In all those spaces for kids to play outside that have been turned into streets and parking lots?
@JessTheUnstill Are there no books???
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So like ... In this kid ban on the internet shit, what the fuck are they SUPPOSED to use instead? Or is this just our generation's "go play outside" ... In all those spaces for kids to play outside that have been turned into streets and parking lots?
@JessTheUnstill I thought they already need the internet for classes these days.
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@foolishowl @CordiallyChloe I guess it's down to just ... Play video games?
@JessTheUnstill @foolishowl @CordiallyChloe Nah, video games are forbidden.
Honestly if my inaccurate highschool experience is to be believed, they want kids doing homework until their designated Sports Time. Then go back to homework.
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@JessTheUnstill @foolishowl @CordiallyChloe Nah, video games are forbidden.
Honestly if my inaccurate highschool experience is to be believed, they want kids doing homework until their designated Sports Time. Then go back to homework.
@Epic_Null @foolishowl @CordiallyChloe Also Church. All the church. So much church.
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@Epic_Null @foolishowl @CordiallyChloe Also Church. All the church. So much church.
@JessTheUnstill @foolishowl @CordiallyChloe But do not dare formulate an understanding of the religious texts.
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@JessTheUnstill @foolishowl @CordiallyChloe But do not dare formulate an understanding of the religious texts.
@Epic_Null @foolishowl @CordiallyChloe Only propaganda. No logical reasoning.
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So like ... In this kid ban on the internet shit, what the fuck are they SUPPOSED to use instead? Or is this just our generation's "go play outside" ... In all those spaces for kids to play outside that have been turned into streets and parking lots?
@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange they're supposed to use streaming services on loop or use the tiny safe* Internet spaces for kids like roblox
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@JessTheUnstill I know we're being satirical, but literally this. It's why Republicans are trying to revoke child labor laws.
@CordiallyChloe @JessTheUnstill a school to prison system with loooow entry age for being punishable helps, too. Have all the poorer kids in prison because kids do nonsense and rich kids parents have good lawyers, but poor kids parents don't.
Sorry I have a migraine and my brain refuses to bring up the right words in english.