How it started / how it's going

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@ricci This is consistent with what my doctor says: Take your supplements and stick them up your ass

[technicat@universeodon.com]

@ricci I've been taking my vitamins wrong all this time

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@technicat gonna see what other delivery methods this AI doctor thinks might exist

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Thanks, I'll get this refilled right away

[erickasimone@mastodon.social]

@ricci oh yeah you’re never getting sick again after this

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@ErickaSimone oh yeah, it asked if I get any side effects and I said nah, it's all good

[manchicken@defcon.social]

@ricci quite good!

[ricci@discuss.systems]

This will be helpful if I ever have to go against a Sicilian when death is on the line

[ricci@discuss.systems]

To be fair to these people (why? 🤷 ) it's clear that the public version that I'm yanking the chain of here is a different product than the one that will ostensibly refill your prescriptions in Utah. This thing is clearly just an ad for their "zoom call with a (real?) doctor" service. Is the real refill thing this stupid? I don't know, you have to do a selfie and all that to find out, and I ain't willing.

[jawnsy@mastodon.social]

@ricci you can probably use another ai to generate a selfie lol

[varx@cybersecurity.theater]

@ricci I'm guessing that as long as you claim the drug is working, it will recommend a refill?

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@varx Well, I did try to tell it I needed mouse bites, and it didn't, uh, bite

[dan@discuss.systems]

@ricci really hope Bob's World of Venomous Snakes is a real place (and accepts my insurance)

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Thanks, House MD.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@varx I spoke too soon https://discuss.systems/@ricci/115867783014141659

[mayintoronto@beige.party]

@ricci probably Lupus.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@mayintoronto it's never lupus

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@ricci your beans prescription for noxious farts seems fine, *approve*

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@dysfun get it filled at @dan 's house

[gwozniak@discuss.systems]

@dan @ricci Imagine the stampede that place is going to have to deal with now!