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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole us Brits live in perpetual shame so this becomes funny. Those for whom this is triggering deserve to be triggered.
Well played, OP.
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole Colonization has consequences.
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole so you’re American. Well, commiserations, old chap.
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole Assuming that is Sri Lanka...
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole that’s an excellent way of having a cup of scalding water explode in your hand when you take it out of the microwave.
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@fesshole that’s an excellent way of having a cup of scalding water explode in your hand when you take it out of the microwave.
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole I think you'll find the British have more important things to care about right now. Such as the communist atrocity being inflicted by the present government.
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@fesshole I think you'll find the British have more important things to care about right now. Such as the communist atrocity being inflicted by the present government.
@humeanbeing I've been looking very carefully for any “communist atrocity” since Labour's general election win and I haven't seen one yet. What did I miss?
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@fesshole so you’re American. Well, commiserations, old chap.
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea
Do you know how little that narrows it down? (Four or five countries, depending on who do you ask) -
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@BonehouseWasps @satsuma @fesshole I expect it helps. I know instant coffee powder causes a fine foam to appear when microwaved in water. (We have many ways to make coffee in this house, but when my wife has leftover coffee in the flask from the day before, we will pour it into cups, add a dash of instant coffee powder, microwave then top up with boiling water. We're not coffee snobs, and this is a good way to avoid wasting the leftovers.)
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole I'm not even British and this just upset me!
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole@mastodon.social
Brit: yes.
Tea Drinker: no.
Number of f1cks given over this: zero.
If it amuses you: do it.
Seems like a waste of resources, but so are many forms of entertainment and we all need that at the moment.
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole@mastodon.social lmao
frankly a lot of british tea culture seems very superficial and pretentious
people need to stop being snobs about heating up water for tea in the microwave, it's a perfectly fine way to get a single cup of tea
heating a mug of water in my microwave for 90 seconds brings it up to 180F/82C, a good temperature for most teas -
I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole this is literally against the law
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole self harm tbh
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole I came here to witness the multitude of responses from “aghast” to snark. The #fediverse does not disappoint.
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
@fesshole (PM: reads this, orders a preemptive nuclear strike on Ceylon.)
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