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Excellent trolling. Found on Bluesky. #ReformUK
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As I looked in the car, relatively new, I saw inside two young ladies.
My brain alarms were really going off, "DANGER! DANGER!" LOL
I thought, "What the actual fuck? Why would i need help with trash? And who asks that!?"
Then I thought, "These girls ain't from around here, like not even from the island."
"I'm fine!", I shouted back, "I got this, don't you worry!"
i thought maybe the girls where just having a weird laugh, or on a dare, or something.
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Avviso.
Visto che questo profilo praticamente non lo uso piΓΉ, oggi spengo snac.
Se c'Γ¨ qualcuno interessato a seguirmi che ancora non mi segue di lΓ , mi trova su @ju@gts.nugole.it .
Altrimenti ciao ππ
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@quadr@hollo.redfeel.net μ¬μμ¬μ μΌνμΈμ!
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@elana Don't worry, I think Linguists are at least this bad on TV.
It's just that nobody ever interviews us. (Thankfully)
Last popular talk by a Linguist I saw - damn. Very smart linguist. Just went balls-to-the-wall stupid.π I went out to lunch with a couple of famous semantics people after the talk and they were like
"It was a good talk"
Me:π€‘
"It was a.... a Popular talk. Those aren't the same thing."
Me:
"We regret taking you out to dinner with us."
Me:
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"Hey you need help with that!?"
The suddenness, the accent of the person, the very words, kinda took me aback for a nanosecond.
Now let me explain something to you. In Puerto Rico, while not really a dangerous place, relatively, if an unknown car stops in front of your house, all kinds of alarms go off in your head. Most of the time it's someone asking for directions, but getting mugged, or kidnapped, isn't unheard of.
You gotta be careful.
Except...
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Archaeologists: Dig up bog body, throat cut rope around neck.
In papers: Some kinda criminal I think, idk
On TV: HE WAS A PRIEST IT WAS A RITUAL OFFERING TO THE GOD OF THE BOG
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Va ben, dai, oggi spengo l'istanza snac, tanto praticamente non la uso piΓΉ.
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The other day, while the missus took the doggo to the park for an evening walk, I seized the moment. Because the front door was already open, I took advantage of it, and started to put out the trash.
I make sure they are properly tied up before chucking them one by one in the two trashcans I have in front of the house near the street.
These are big trash bags, but not much of a problem for my heavy frame. Throw one in... Then lift the other...
When a car was stopped...
