Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[causeofbsod@wetdry.world]

@futurebird wait i shouldnt give smart device manufacturers ideas they will do this but making it wifi connected [TM] instead

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@futurebird Being a food influencer I know those are for web cams. So you can post your ramen heating up from two angles.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@Mungencakes

What do you influence the food to do exactly?

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@lapis
I can't tell where the typo is in that sentence. Elegant.

@futurebird

[sandberg@snabelen.no]

@ehproque @futurebird Why does it need security updates? Because someone could connect a malicious device to a USB port, of course!

[lapis@elekk.xyz]

@SoftwareTheron @futurebird I didn't notice the typo lmao but I like it better this way, it's like I'm giving the microwave a gift.
a creepy gift.
but a gift nonetheless

[ojocle_olonam@mastodon.social]

@futurebird to get your food delivered to your USB capable gaming station once it is hot

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@llewelly
You haven't tried cooking them, have you?

@robertklaschka @futurebird

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@pthane
That only works if you reduce the frequency of the microwaves, though.

@futurebird

[greenpepper22@mastodon.social]

@futurebird for directly cooking hotdogs with electricity, reminiscent of The Hot Dogger from the 1970s . Just plug the other end of the USB cord directly into the hot dog!!

[nanowiz@vmst.io]

@futurebird

Starlink coordinates upload

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@Doomed_Daniel @futurebird

… Measured, obviously, in bites.

[celesteh@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird there is no right answer. This is a trick question!

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@futurebird
That's where the cook comes out when they're expressed.

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@lapis
People remember the creepy gifts.

@futurebird

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@apLundell @futurebird bro might be cooking

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@yugthebug @apLundell

If you beatbox too close to the microwave you'll burn the popcorn.

[blp@framapiaf.org]

@futurebird Because if they were in the microwave you'd end up cooking your phone

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@futurebird @apLundell wouldnt it stop early?

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@yugthebug @apLundell

It stops when the average space between pops falls under some wonderful threshold i think?