My first day working at #Verizon Hope nothing goes wrong...

[bazkie@beige.party]

@catsalad *explodes*

[natasha@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad just keep meowing

[aakl@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad You couldn't resist. 😂

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@catsalad

Just ask ChatGPT for any code questions, force push to main, and set the Jira to Resolved

[spacelifeform@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

Apparently everything was fine this morning.

Did you break it? /s

[joakimfors@mastodon.green]

@catsalad Should have waited ‘til Friday for that push to prod, as is tradition

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Hey... Didn't you work for azure a while back, right after you left AWS abruptly?

[malwareminigun@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad I got the 'news' an hour after seeing this and came back to say 'did you do this' and only now do I understand

[ldottxt@kind.social]

@catsalad thank you so much for this post because my MIL's phone stopped working and she couldn't figure out what was wrong and I went "hey wait a minute catsalad tooted something silly about Verizon" and searched and found out Verizon is down

[isol@mastodon.au]

@catsalad

Oh dear! What did you nudge off the edge of the desk?

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@catsalad Did you chew on the cables again?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@faoluin They looked so tasty!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@NuclearOatmeal How did you know? :O

[b3lt3r@mastodon.b3lt3r.com]

@catsalad catastrophic start

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@weezmgk Oops! 😬

[djg@toad.social]

@catsalad
The big red button, labeled “Do Not Push” proves too tempting once again.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad just kidding 😼

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

A cat told me.