My first day working at #Verizon Hope nothing goes wrong...

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Hey... Didn't you work for azure a while back, right after you left AWS abruptly?

[malwareminigun@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad I got the 'news' an hour after seeing this and came back to say 'did you do this' and only now do I understand

[ldottxt@kind.social]

@catsalad thank you so much for this post because my MIL's phone stopped working and she couldn't figure out what was wrong and I went "hey wait a minute catsalad tooted something silly about Verizon" and searched and found out Verizon is down

[isol@mastodon.au]

@catsalad

Oh dear! What did you nudge off the edge of the desk?

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@catsalad Did you chew on the cables again?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@faoluin They looked so tasty!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@NuclearOatmeal How did you know? :O

[b3lt3r@mastodon.b3lt3r.com]

@catsalad catastrophic start

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@weezmgk Oops! 😬

[djg@toad.social]

@catsalad
The big red button, labeled “Do Not Push” proves too tempting once again.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad just kidding 😼

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

A cat told me.

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad glad to see you've moved on after that stint at Crowdstrike.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad So how did it go? Anything interesting happen?

[alex02@elonsucks.org]

@cR0w @catsalad is something at least on fire?

[kkarhan@infosec.space]

@natasha @catsalad yeah!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@djg It was so SHINY! :3

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w I found the button that wakes everyone up!