I've never watched Mad Men.

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Nevermind, Helen's kind of a bitch.

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TFW smokers take the stairs.

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She's right. Don Draper does look kind of square.

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Betty does not deserve this mess. She should kick Don to the curb.

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They're all Nixon supporters, as if we needed another reminder they're terrible people.

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All these men would be much improved by being murdered. Roger especially.

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Will he be improved by a near-death experience? Seems unlikely.

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Peggy didn't know she was pregnant until she went into labor? And what did she do with the baby?

[swelljoe@mas.to]

Draper has a little paper phone book in his wallet.

Reminded me that the most organized I've ever been in my life was when I had a little Sharp pocket organizer that I carried with me all the time. I used it for everything, phone numbers, notes, schedule. It died in a car accident and ever since I never know where I'm supposed to be.

No internet, just storage, 32 kilobytes of it. I should try that again.

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Love how "it never happened" is everybody's mantra about literally everything that definitely did happen on this show.