Bonus #JokeI was at the cemetery today, laying some flowers down.
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Bonus #Joke
I was at the cemetery today, laying some flowers down. As soon as I began to walk away, a lady came up to me and said, "Hey, how are you today?" I replied, "Oh wow! You can see me?" She was freaked out and ran off.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Poem #Halloween #Cemetery #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme #Cemeteries #Graveyards
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Mi sono entrati i ladri in casa. Brutta sensazione.
Mi hanno rubato il mio bellissimo Framework da 12 pollici e il mio vecchio Lenovo Yoga.
Su entrambi gira Linux Mint. Ho crittografato entrambi gli hard disk.
Secondo voi i ladri sanno usare Linux? Molto probabilmente li smonteranno e rivenderanno le singole parti dei laptop.
Mannaggia a qualche santo (?)
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23 ottobre 02:10
Ancora a combattere con le zanzare
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@alice and there is plenty of prior art
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@aeva oh, people have been doing that since it was invented π
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@alice it seems probable to me that people have probably figured out how to have sex in vr chat by now though. that is above my pay grade to speculate on the ontological ramifications of, but it would be fascinating to read about
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@alice right, but if you die in the matrix you also die in real life. being a work of fiction, many exciting things are possible.
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imagine if the new florence album came out and it was all haunting covers of monster mash
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@aeva I'd agree that saying you had sex *with* someone would be incorrect, as no one besides you was actually involved.
But to combine with the video game analogy, I think people in the Matrix were having sex, even if the person they were having sex with was a program. Their brains thought it was sex, their bodies thought it was sex, they had no control over their situation, but they thought they were consenting to sex*.
*I'm putting aside rape here, because this topic is already perilous enough for now.
