"Americans are baffled"?
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๐๐ปโโ๏ธNot baffled, but not USan either.
@JackMexa4 fair. ๐ฏ
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@anolandria
Inevitably, SOME Americans are baffled by it. I know Americans who are baffled by shoelaces, or traffic circles, or how tomatoes are a fruit. If we just drop the bar on everything to the lowest common denominator of Americans we'll wind up with... exactly what we've got, come to think of it. ๐ค@TheGreatLlama OK yah, that's true. ๐
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@anolandria the same people who are talking of creating a freedom.gov VPN to avoid EU censorship ?
No way...@frenchresponse The same. ๐๐ฏ
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I've never even used it and I could've told you that was going to happen
@Sfwmson It's literally why we bought it. ๐๐ฏ
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@sstrader thank you. I couldn't bring myself to link substack. ๐
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"Americans are baffled"? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Really?
Not any of my comrades. We saw that coming from miles away. ๐
Americans are so thoroughly brainwashed. I am happy to see it breaking more lately, but there are still far too many drinking the red white and blue cool aid.
@anolandria itโs not more censored itโs just less intelligently censored.
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"Americans are baffled"? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Really?
Not any of my comrades. We saw that coming from miles away. ๐
Americans are so thoroughly brainwashed. I am happy to see it breaking more lately, but there are still far too many drinking the red white and blue cool aid.
@anolandria Land of the [redacted] home of the [redacted]
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"Americans are baffled"? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Really?
Not any of my comrades. We saw that coming from miles away. ๐
Americans are so thoroughly brainwashed. I am happy to see it breaking more lately, but there are still far too many drinking the red white and blue cool aid.
@anolandria What the media says people think, and what people actually think do not necessarily intersect.
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"Americans are baffled"? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Really?
Not any of my comrades. We saw that coming from miles away. ๐
Americans are so thoroughly brainwashed. I am happy to see it breaking more lately, but there are still far too many drinking the red white and blue cool aid.
@anolandria Americans who only consume American news media are thoroughly hoodwinked
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"Americans are baffled"? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Really?
Not any of my comrades. We saw that coming from miles away. ๐
Americans are so thoroughly brainwashed. I am happy to see it breaking more lately, but there are still far too many drinking the red white and blue cool aid.
@anolandria It needs A LOT to break through the US exceptionalism and pride...
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@anolandria Americans who only consume American news media are thoroughly hoodwinked
@DyingWorld Unquestionably. ๐ฌ
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Story time.
You may or may not know this, because I have not made much effort to be in the public view of my past chosen social circles since about 2016, but I am trans.....something. I go both ways, guy, gurl, down the middle most days. I don't really care for labels, but whatever it is I am doesn't really matter. The point of this story is my sister. My sister was one of the first people who truly accepted me for who I am, with no baggage. That'll matter later.
One night, very early after I had come out, we were hanging out at a local pub. Chilling with friends, singing karaoke, and generally being merry.
I would like to point out that I have a deep voice, no ability to disguise that aspect of myself, and my preferred footwear is platform stilettos that make me stand over 6'8 tall. Sandy blonde hair down to my ass with a bleach blonde stripe framing my face. In other words, I'm a towering amazon wearing sunglasses at night in skintight jeans...... often singing Billy Idol karaoke. Just to paint a picture, you'd have to be exceedingly drunk to mistake me for a genetic woman.
Side note, I once heard someone explain to someone else at a hacker convention when asked, "nuintari? who is that?"
They replied, "heels."
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Those black and red thigh highs.... I still have them. Anyways, back to it.
This drunk man comes up to me, and starts laying it on _thick_. Saying some really crude stuff I am sure he thought was pure poetry. It was basically the verbal equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic. "Oh baby, you come home with me, I kiss you where you like it." Yes, he was exceedingly drunk.
I tried repeatedly to brush him off, but as I got more aggressive about my denials he just got closer. At one point I even stated coldly, "Dude, you don't understand, I have a PENIS, you don't want this."
He simply replied, "Awww baby, it ain't no thang," and then he started getting handsy.
Cue my sister, who at this point, I need to make sure you are all aware of her stature. My sister is a former gymnast. She is 4'11, 90 lbs soaking wet, holding a cinder block. She is not a big person by any measure. This fella was significantly shorter than me, but that was true for anything in the bar including most of the neon signs. He was taller than her, and most definitely heavier.
But that doesn't stop her. No sir, she squeezes right between me and this overbearing sweatbag, pushes him back a step, looks him right in the eyes and states very firmly, "Back off, she's mine."
And.... it fucking worked. He backed down. He walked away, defeated. I could hear him ranting to his friends later on, "Oh, that bitch was such a tease, but she a fucking dyke! I was gonna get me some of that"
The best part was, his friends were laughing at him, and one even apologized for his behavior and bought my sister and I a beer.
My sister forgot my birthday this year. It was three weeks ago and she has yet to say so much as say happy birthday via text. But another post I saw here on the Fedi inspired me to tell this story. Telling it made me realize, for all she has ever done for me, for how much she has always been there for me, I can forgive her forgetting a stupid date. I'm gonna wish her a happy birthday after all. It's today.
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Il titolo รจ pessimista solo in apparenza. In realtร รจ un convinto segnale di ottimismo, una sorta di dichiarazione universale di negazionismo a proposito dell'ineludibile destino che le cose potranno andare ancor peggio...
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