Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?Me: 5Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?Me: 5 cats and a dead body.#Cats #Caturday #Humour
Bonus #Joke :What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #Halloween #TrickOrTreat #HalloweenMeme #HalloweenMemes #TrickOrTreating #KnockKnockJokes #KnockKnockJoke
This realtor is dead serious about the neighborhood.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Halloween #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme #Signage #ForSaleSign #RealtorMemes #Cemeteries #Neighbors #Neighborhoods