What keeps you up at night more?
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What keeps you up at night more?
@futurebird The cats are fragmented and petty. They are of no concern. Cats are easily entertained and manipulated. They couldn't organize against us if we forced them to.
On the other hand, there is a world war of ants going on beneath our noses. At this very moment they are massacring each other in untold numbers. The age of global ant domination is at hand, and I am afraid.
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What keeps you up at night more?
@futurebird i will give it some thought... cats are intentionally bastards, ants are just doing ant things.
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to be fair its way too cold for ants here in England (I think they hibernate and don't bother people), and the only cats who visit my house are from the neighbours and they behave well.
One tortie who visits me was intently staring at the wall during summer, I was wondering "why is she looking at that wall?" and the next day there were loads of flying ants, so she spotted them before I did (she even once climbed into the interior of my car and helped me evict a flying bug, which was a good thing as otherwise the bug would fly about inside and cause the security alarm to blare in the middle of the night)
@vfrmedia @funkula @futurebird
a couple of days of milder [10 c] weather here and I kept finding dopey, large winged ants wandering around. including on the bed, middle of winter.
I don't believe I've actually manged this, but I think I'm getting the cat /trained/ to be patient! If you're planning any courses on domestic ant training, FB, do let us know.
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@vfrmedia @funkula @futurebird
a couple of days of milder [10 c] weather here and I kept finding dopey, large winged ants wandering around. including on the bed, middle of winter.
I don't believe I've actually manged this, but I think I'm getting the cat /trained/ to be patient! If you're planning any courses on domestic ant training, FB, do let us know.
@wavesculptor @vfrmedia @funkula
Put a few in individual test tubes and you can give starter ant colonies as Spring (Easter? anything like that) gifts for all your friends!
I love to put an ant colony in an Easter basket for the right sorts of kids at church. (with instructions on care)
Their parents have mixed feelings but it's educational.
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@wavesculptor @vfrmedia @funkula
Put a few in individual test tubes and you can give starter ant colonies as Spring (Easter? anything like that) gifts for all your friends!
I love to put an ant colony in an Easter basket for the right sorts of kids at church. (with instructions on care)
Their parents have mixed feelings but it's educational.
@futurebird @vfrmedia @funkula LOL, I've got to go to bed now.
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What keeps you up at night more?
@futurebird neither. I’ll knock out between 7-9 PM. The good nights I sleep until 4 AM and wake well rested not pondering any crime. The bad nights I get a nap, up for many hours, and then get another nap.
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@futurebird @vfrmedia @funkula LOL, I've got to go to bed now.
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What keeps you up at night more?
@futurebird Look I'm just saying, there's s clear difference between them, "cat burgler" is in our culture and vocabulary a STOCK PHRASE.
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@futurebird Look I'm just saying, there's s clear difference between them, "cat burgler" is in our culture and vocabulary a STOCK PHRASE.
@futurebird ... so clearly ant crime is the FAR more dire concern. Nobody's watching them! Who KNOWS what they're capable of getting up to!
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What keeps you up at night more?
@futurebird definitely cat crime. I'm required to fend off nearly nightly attempted smothering.
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What keeps you up at night more?
@futurebird
how does cat crime keep you up? -
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