@janamarie I am in love with these photos!
Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:
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I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day.@Nickiquote no, but I knew exactly what it was, since I watch a lot of UK content.
I will add crisps to a sandwich that has a soft filling, like tuna salad. It gives it that perfect mix of textures.
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I just finished talking to a man I don't know.@ZenHeathen @courtcan Right, I mean, I know about the American Civil War and it was ages ago.
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I just finished talking to a man I don't know.@ZenHeathen @courtcan I mean, I know it was decades ago, getting close to a century, but it is such important history.
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I just finished talking to a man I don't know.@courtcan I regret to inform you of how bad the situation is:
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Anything, anyone mentions, ever.Anything, anyone mentions, ever.
Me: Oh, I read a cool book about that!
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I pay my credit card off every month.@Oldfartrant unbelievable. Definitely go in person to the bank to complain and keep going up until someone makes this right and perhaps compensates you for your time.
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There's a Florida man who is convinced that a tree on his property is moving closer to his house.There's a Florida man who is convinced that a tree on his property is moving closer to his house. At this point, sure, why not? Nothing is out of bounds, besides sentient trees, of course.
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Hey!@SandyKroh_Art I love watercolors!
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.@NudelnAlDente holy hell! I would have been fired for correcting a guest's pronunciation! We actually saw a guy get fired for just that. Great way to ruin your biz and your tip.
It was so ingrained in me that when someone asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon Blanc, I asked if they wanted the red or the white one, because there was no way I was correcting anyone, even if they ordered the karaoke (keoke) coffee, trout ala mode (almondine), or Ryesling (Riesling).
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No new baby goats in the #BabyGoatCountdown, but the 5 I've got are still ridiculously cute.@sundogplanets amazing. All of it. That aurora looks like an arrow of change, a good harbinger, a good time for new life to be brought into the world.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.@NudelnAlDente exactly! JFC. No physical menu? Are they that obtuse?
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whose skull is this (wrong answers only)@inquiline Scott Adams. Because this skull lacks depth.
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So, looking at job ads in the UK.@DarkSheepArts I have never understood the supposed allure of "fast-paced." Being a go-getter rarely gets rewarded, but rather just increases your workload so that you now work the jobs of two people, saving the company a ton of money.
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The author of the ‘backpacks are all bad and everything is worse on purpose’ site works at Palantir.@skinnylatte oh there's the angle I was looking for. Thank you.
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Good morning.@sundogplanets Do duck eggs taste very different from hen's eggs?
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The Fediverse is more like local politics, with small communities discussing things.@jwildeboer There are people who want community, and then there are people who want to monetize communities.