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@GossiTheDog - Vibe... Working?
Umm... I've officially lost the corporate lingo....
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I have access to the new vibe working feature (lol) in Microsoft 365 and just asked it to "make a spreadsheet about how our EDR tool blocks 100% of ransomware".
It did it, completely made up the data for me, off to send this to CIO now and go play Fortnite.
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I have access to the new vibe working feature (lol) in Microsoft 365 and just asked it to "make a spreadsheet about how our EDR tool blocks 100% of ransomware".
It did it, completely made up the data for me, off to send this to CIO now and go play Fortnite.
I also asked it make a presentation to compare CrowdStrike with Microsoft Defender.
Gonna log off for the day and go fight a goose.
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I also asked it make a presentation to compare CrowdStrike with Microsoft Defender.
Gonna log off for the day and go fight a goose.
Right, no need for Linux security controls, gonna pump this one out quick.
Amusingly it uses my own research about BPFDoor to justify this.. but BPFDoor doesn't use any vulnerabilities, it just makes that up.
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Right, no need for Linux security controls, gonna pump this one out quick.
Amusingly it uses my own research about BPFDoor to justify this.. but BPFDoor doesn't use any vulnerabilities, it just makes that up.
I've tried the Excel, PowerPoint and Word vibe working tools now - you can give it any incredibly dumb idea and it'll write papers, presentations and make up data justifying it.
For bonus points, if you don't know it's a dumb idea... you won't know still.
The future is now. Vibe going out of business, soon.
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I've tried the Excel, PowerPoint and Word vibe working tools now - you can give it any incredibly dumb idea and it'll write papers, presentations and make up data justifying it.
For bonus points, if you don't know it's a dumb idea... you won't know still.
The future is now. Vibe going out of business, soon.
It also made these Crowdstrike logos for the document packs.
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It also made these Crowdstrike logos for the document packs.
@GossiTheDog buckle up backaroo - if you thought the suits made stupid decisions before...well, things are gonna get a whoooole lot dumber.
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It also made these Crowdstrike logos for the document packs.
“Microsoft says its (vibe working mode) in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an AI model’s ability to edit real world spreadsheets”
Imagine being a hiring manager and hiring somebody to use Excel who says they do their job wrong about half the time. Welcome to AI.
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“Microsoft says its (vibe working mode) in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an AI model’s ability to edit real world spreadsheets”
Imagine being a hiring manager and hiring somebody to use Excel who says they do their job wrong about half the time. Welcome to AI.
Microsoft today
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“Microsoft says its (vibe working mode) in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an AI model’s ability to edit real world spreadsheets”
Imagine being a hiring manager and hiring somebody to use Excel who says they do their job wrong about half the time. Welcome to AI.
@GossiTheDog well managers are wrong 85%∆ of the time so for them it's a huge improvement
∆85% of mistakes are the fault of management - W Edwards Deming -
Microsoft today
@GossiTheDog Thanks for sharing your impressions on all this. I am dumbfounded there are people out there who think this is a legitimately good idea.
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I have access to the new vibe working feature (lol) in Microsoft 365 and just asked it to "make a spreadsheet about how our EDR tool blocks 100% of ransomware".
It did it, completely made up the data for me, off to send this to CIO now and go play Fortnite.
@GossiTheDog
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@GossiTheDog - Vibe... Working?
Umm... I've officially lost the corporate lingo....
@tinker
Problem is when the give you Vibe PayCheck... 👏🏻
Not gonna like it.
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Kallas, Merz, Macron. I leader UE respingono la visione USA di un “nuovo ordine mondiale”
@news
https://www.eunews.it/2026/02/16/kallas-merz-macron-i-leader-ue-respingono-la-visione-usa-di-un-nuovo-ordine-mondiale/
Alla Conferenza di Monaco sulla Sicurezza, il segretario di Stato USA Marco Rubio invita l'Europa a seguire "il percorso intrapreso dal presidente Trump". Ma avverte: "Siamo pronti, se necessario, a farlo da soli"
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@mau posso ben capire che scrivere un titolo come
Ecco perché arrivare quarti ti esclude dal podio
Potrebbe non incentivare il lettore a cliccare per leggere tutto l'articolo.
Tuttavia non mi capacito del perché scrivere insistentemente "il terzo miglior tempo" non solo nel titolo (ché si sa che i titolisti sono dei simpatici terroristi del giornalismo) ma anche nell'articolo stesso.
L'impressione è che i concetti di base non siano chiari neanche al giornalista
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@storiespettinate Un racconto davvero bellissimo sul FOSDEM, grazie! 😊
L’ho sentito profondamente e lo condivido in pieno, parola per parola.
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Quiz del lunedì. Lo spazio esterno è un ambiente invivibile per diversi motivi, dalle temperature estreme alle radiazioni cosmiche: ma di che cosa morirebbe prima di tutto una persona lasciata fuori dall’atmosfera senza protezioni?
Appuntamento a domani per la discussione delle risposte, non suggerite e non cercate su internet!
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@Checcoseg @sicurezza ciao, ti ho aggiunto alle stanze matrix italiane, a breve dovresti vedere i messaggi arrivare, mentre quelli precedenti non saranno visibili per motivi di privacy :)
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L'Olimpo!!
Con costruzione poco olimpica.
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Le isole Turks e Caicos tornano nella lista nera UE dei paradisi fiscali. Incluso anche il Vietnam
@news
https://www.eunews.it/2026/02/16/le-isole-turks-e-caicos-tornano-nella-lista-nera-ue-dei-paradisi-fiscali-incluso-anche-il-vietnam/
La decisione sarà formalmente adottata dal consiglio Ecofin. Cancellate Fiji, Samoa, Trinidad and Tobago.
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i was glad you saw the new feature, and it's one of those things i wish i had noticed was possible before.
and btw -- thanks to @manton -- a developer who listens to ideas from users.
