vibe workingvibe workingI am gone

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

vibe working

vibe working

I am gone

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

lol

lmao even

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

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[tinker@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog - Vibe... Working?

Umm... I've officially lost the corporate lingo....

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

I have access to the new vibe working feature (lol) in Microsoft 365 and just asked it to "make a spreadsheet about how our EDR tool blocks 100% of ransomware".

It did it, completely made up the data for me, off to send this to CIO now and go play Fortnite.

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

I also asked it make a presentation to compare CrowdStrike with Microsoft Defender.

Gonna log off for the day and go fight a goose.

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

Right, no need for Linux security controls, gonna pump this one out quick.

Amusingly it uses my own research about BPFDoor to justify this.. but BPFDoor doesn't use any vulnerabilities, it just makes that up.

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

I've tried the Excel, PowerPoint and Word vibe working tools now - you can give it any incredibly dumb idea and it'll write papers, presentations and make up data justifying it.

For bonus points, if you don't know it's a dumb idea... you won't know still.

The future is now. Vibe going out of business, soon.

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

It also made these Crowdstrike logos for the document packs.

[kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.za]

@GossiTheDog buckle up backaroo - if you thought the suits made stupid decisions before...well, things are gonna get a whoooole lot dumber.

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

“Microsoft says its (vibe working mode) in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an AI model’s ability to edit real world spreadsheets”

Imagine being a hiring manager and hiring somebody to use Excel who says they do their job wrong about half the time. Welcome to AI.

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

Microsoft today

[icedquinn@blob.cat]

@GossiTheDog well managers are wrong 85%∆ of the time so for them it's a huge improvement

∆85% of mistakes are the fault of management - W Edwards Deming

[logan@social.logal.dev]

@GossiTheDog Thanks for sharing your impressions on all this. I am dumbfounded there are people out there who think this is a legitimately good idea.

[aamfp@fosstodon.org]

@GossiTheDog
🤦🏻‍♂️

[aamfp@fosstodon.org]

@tinker
Problem is when the give you Vibe PayCheck... 👏🏻
Not gonna like it.
@GossiTheDog