Danger kitty has a question

[sassdawe@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad does it count when it's the lining inside my clothes?

[toroidalcore@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.

[monsieur_lepetit@toot.community]

@catsalad
And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?"

[sanssheriff@mastodon.world]

@catsalad

such a copycat!

[feike@toot.community]

@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"

[feike@toot.community]

@baralheia @catsalad very friend-shaped friendly friend who loves a can of tuna for itself.

[feike@toot.community]

@tuban_muzuru @lettosprey @catsalad yes— they will (finally)

Oh, did I say that out loud? 😇

[feike@toot.community]

@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know! 🙂

[pageofspace@theforkiverse.com]

@catsalad GOUGAR

[keeya@icy.arcticfluff.eu]

@catsalad But, they didn't warn about going outside to them!

[sanpan@mas.to]

@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion

[steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co]

@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.

[isol@mastodon.au]

@catsalad

Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.

[vonxylofon@witter.cz]

@catsalad Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

[securitywriter@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad every warning has a story…

[bumblefish@mastodon.scot]

@catsalad "Hello yes, this is more of a comment than a question, but I have noticed that you keep sending the tough and gristly ones out here, and I really think we would like more soft juicy ones to visit."

[mademesmile@mastodon.social]

@catsalad unfortunately I must disobey. If I die, I die 🫡

[missmeow@mastodon.social]

@catsalad easy mistake to make

[ratsnakegames@mastodon.social]

@feike @bluestarultor @catsalad

Feeding wild animals leads to them associating humans to food, which leads to incidents where they threaten humans, which leads to them being put down. Don't do it, for their sakes.

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@catsalad So if we skin the cats and then wear their furs, it’s ok for us to pop out to the shops? Is that right? 🤔 I am going to need a lot of kitties…