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@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad
And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?" -
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such a copycat!
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"
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@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??
@baralheia @catsalad very friend-shaped friendly friend who loves a can of tuna for itself.
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These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.
@tuban_muzuru @lettosprey @catsalad yes— they will (finally)
Oh, did I say that out loud? 😇
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@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD
I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.
@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know! 🙂
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad GOUGAR
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad But, they didn't warn about going outside to them!
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.
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Danger kitty has a question
Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad every warning has a story…
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad "Hello yes, this is more of a comment than a question, but I have noticed that you keep sending the tough and gristly ones out here, and I really think we would like more soft juicy ones to visit."
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad unfortunately I must disobey. If I die, I die 🫡
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad easy mistake to make
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@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know! 🙂
@feike @bluestarultor @catsalad
Feeding wild animals leads to them associating humans to food, which leads to incidents where they threaten humans, which leads to them being put down. Don't do it, for their sakes.
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad So if we skin the cats and then wear their furs, it’s ok for us to pop out to the shops? Is that right? 🤔 I am going to need a lot of kitties…
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Perché non abbiamo mai i governanti di cui avremmo bisogno ma sempre e solo quelli che ci meritiamo?
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@NicholasLaney giusta osservazione, ma torni presente che si parla di tempi molto lunghi qui, dove stravolgimenti o collassi della civilizzazione sono possibili. Ad esempio, gran parte della medicina moderna esiste e progredisce grazie all'industrializzazione, ed un collasso energetico avrà un impatto negativo altissimo sulla disponibilità dei servizi di salute pubblica che hanno abbattuto la mortalità pre-riproduttiva.
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@jwz Do you remember GLU? It had a perfectly good tesselator, and it turns out to be easy enough to separate from the open source GLU code into being standalone. I've done it once, and the libtess2 above is that too but cleaner than my old attempt. In general it's surprising how much good primitive game/graphics tech you can get by raiding either GLU or the old CPU renderers in Mesa.
Oh, btw, I guess the nanosvg I was using was this minor fork for better units support:
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@afreytes qué bueno.
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I should note that two of my coworkers deserve co-credit for the concept. I shouldn't hog the glory
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@Sadsquatch
I know there's been talk of inviting our city councillors on a cycling tour of some of the best and worst infrastructure
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