“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”

[zzt@mas.to]

@semievolved oh that’s fucking incredible

this site is fractally terrible, the longer you look at it the worse it gets

[bnys@lasersword.club]

@zzt how much did they pay consultants to come up with this trash garbage

[byte@awawa.club]

@zzt timecube had more sense in it than this shite

[stepheneb@ruby.social]

@zzt

Umm … that’s obviously satire right … right?! … oh dear … it’s just accelerating into Idiocracy … sigh

[zzt@mas.to]

@bnys according to the financial numbers they’ve sporadically released: literally millions of dollars each are going to the people directly responsible for this, as the few pure browser developers left at mozilla (who are excellent people in a terrible situation) make far less than they should

[jordan@sometimes.social]

@semievolved @zzt directive 4 is classified, just like Robocop

[tehstu@hachyderm.io]

@zzt Viewing on my Pi, I was curious if the slop video at the top continued to play while I scrolled further down the article. I couldn't quite figure it out using the scroll wheel (moves too far), so tried with the scrollbar.

I say tried, because it's been a while since I used it in Firefox and it's now desperately thin. Just to add to the torrent of paper cuts.

[cmdrmoto@hachyderm.io]

@zzt @ifixcoinops Wow. It’s so bad it managed to make me hate Liquid Ass a little more, even.

[kentenmakto@mastodon.ie]

@semievolved @zzt "Five shall be the number of thy principles, and the number of thy principles shall be three."

[bnys@lasersword.club]

@zzt jfc

[lunareclipse@snug.moe]

@zzt why are these videos flashing so much holy shit

[yoasif@mastodon.social]

@tehstu @zzt The scrollbar is smaller on purpose, they chose to make it more annoying.

[liquor_american@universeodon.com]

@zzt That is some broken brain shit right there

[hawyer@ohai.social]

@zzt "we can use the Torment Nexus... FOR GOOD"

[rgsharpe@sfba.social]

@zzt I assume that "doing for AI what we did for the web" means backtracking on open standards to compete with Microsoft and watching their market share drop to sub-5%.

[errant@mastodon.sdf.org]

@lunareclipse @zzt Well you see, firefox corporate drones get firmware updates the same way the Timex DataLink watch did in the 90s. Flashing lights.

[mistheart@masto.es]

@hawyer @zzt

Classic Boromir Scenario.

Can't remember,
how did it work for him?

[moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org]

@zzt
>visit page with Javascript turned off
>completely blank aside from a blinking cursor
Becoming disabled sure has it's perks.

[bstacey@icosahedron.website]

@zzt "we asked our community and they hallucinated that they don’t like AI even though we prompted them to not hallucinate"

(laughs in recognition of horrifying accuracy)

[zzt@mas.to]

@hawyer what, you don’t like open source* LLMs?

* extremely thin open source wrappers around binary blobs provably based on a leaked proprietary model which was itself based on plagiarized and pirated text, images, and videos sourced by unethically scraping the web in the most destructive manner ever devised**

** when convenient mozilla ignores this definition and pretends we’re talking about Firefox’s subpar pre-LLM translation feature that should itself probably be a plugin