“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”

[zzt@mas.to]

firefox users: please make the LLM features in firefox a non-default plugin, opt-in, or better yet don’t do them at all

mozilla: DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS. slop is destroying the web! *posts a bunch of slop videos and text in an annual corporate update*

mozilla staff: we asked our community and they hallucinated that they don’t like AI even though we prompted them to not hallucinate.

mozilla’s remaining fan: why are you so angry at my best friend mozilla. stop being unreasonable.

[gourd@indiepocalypse.social]

@zzt I've rarely seen a website as so eminently deserving of a noogie as this fake captcha nonsense. Good lord.

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@zzt Slopzilla*

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@zzt Or MoziLLM. We can workshop it.

[semievolved@wandering.shop]

@zzt "While we are still guided by full manifesto, five principles are especially relevant in the age of AI:"

*lists three*

Tell me your copy was written by AI without telling me.

[zzt@mas.to]

@semievolved oh that’s fucking incredible

this site is fractally terrible, the longer you look at it the worse it gets

[bnys@lasersword.club]

@zzt how much did they pay consultants to come up with this trash garbage

[byte@awawa.club]

@zzt timecube had more sense in it than this shite

[stepheneb@ruby.social]

@zzt

Umm … that’s obviously satire right … right?! … oh dear … it’s just accelerating into Idiocracy … sigh

[zzt@mas.to]

@bnys according to the financial numbers they’ve sporadically released: literally millions of dollars each are going to the people directly responsible for this, as the few pure browser developers left at mozilla (who are excellent people in a terrible situation) make far less than they should

[jordan@sometimes.social]

@semievolved @zzt directive 4 is classified, just like Robocop

[tehstu@hachyderm.io]

@zzt Viewing on my Pi, I was curious if the slop video at the top continued to play while I scrolled further down the article. I couldn't quite figure it out using the scroll wheel (moves too far), so tried with the scrollbar.

I say tried, because it's been a while since I used it in Firefox and it's now desperately thin. Just to add to the torrent of paper cuts.

[cmdrmoto@hachyderm.io]

@zzt @ifixcoinops Wow. It’s so bad it managed to make me hate Liquid Ass a little more, even.

[kentenmakto@mastodon.ie]

@semievolved @zzt "Five shall be the number of thy principles, and the number of thy principles shall be three."

[bnys@lasersword.club]

@zzt jfc

[lunareclipse@snug.moe]

@zzt why are these videos flashing so much holy shit

[yoasif@mastodon.social]

@tehstu @zzt The scrollbar is smaller on purpose, they chose to make it more annoying.

[liquor_american@universeodon.com]

@zzt That is some broken brain shit right there

[hawyer@ohai.social]

@zzt "we can use the Torment Nexus... FOR GOOD"

[rgsharpe@sfba.social]

@zzt I assume that "doing for AI what we did for the web" means backtracking on open standards to compete with Microsoft and watching their market share drop to sub-5%.