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    In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions.The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?An image forms in the machine.A classroom.No trousers.#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    The witch took her hands off the patient's body. "First of all," she said with absolute conviction, "there's nothing wrong with you.""The doctor-""Said you must be either man or woman?""That it's black or white, no grey.""Nonsense. Every colour in the rainbow is between black and white."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    I was raking leaves on the lawn when I uncovered the god."Leave me alone!" it commanded. "I'm decomposing.""Oh," I said. "Will it take long?""Unless I find a believer...""I'm an atheist.""Hmph. I'll be gone by spring.""Shall I cover you?""I command it!"I'll check that pile in spring.#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #SmallGods
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    @microfiction #microfiction Interviewer: So I assume you're adept at all Office products, right?Me: All except PowerPoint.Interviewer: What do you mean? Everybody knows how to use PowerPoint.Me: I'm sure I could figure it out. F1 brings up the help menu. It's how I learned the other modules in the Office suite. I just hate PowerPoint. It's garbage. Nobody should use it. Ever. Have IT delete it off all your computers.Interviewer: What? How would you give a presentation then?Me: I don't know. It's been a long time since I took Public Speaking. Tell you what--give me a topic and a week to prepare and I'll come up with a creative presentation that will actually keep people engaged.Interviewer: You took Public Speaking?Me: Yes. Of course. Isn't that kind of a basic requirement if you want to call yourself educated? And, I mean, it's not easy to learn on your own. If you're gonna get up and sing the ABC song at the salad bar at Shoney's, you better do it at the end of your meal 'cuz they're gonna throw you out. I did that once, y'know.Interviewer: You did? Why?Me: Lost a bet. My boss was a prick.Interviewer: Well, you're either getting the job or referred to the FBI for heavy surveillance. Probably both. Welcome aboard!