you ever think about hair
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you ever think about hair
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you ever think about hair
@aeva ...this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Age of Aquarius, Aquarius, Aquarius
no, never
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you ever think about hair
it is truly amazing how much hair builds up in my hair brush and yet my majestic long hair keeps getting longer
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it is truly amazing how much hair builds up in my hair brush and yet my majestic long hair keeps getting longer
maybe it's like a hydra
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you ever think about hair
@aeva yah. in non-standard ways as well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-hair_theorem
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maybe it's like a hydra
humans are so funny. let's go vaguely to very bald basically everywhere. except the scalp, let's just really fucking go for it there (and also have it fall out for lots of folks when they come of age). also let's put some in the smelly corners for good measure
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@aeva yah. in non-standard ways as well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-hair_theorem
@gureito very good
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humans are so funny. let's go vaguely to very bald basically everywhere. except the scalp, let's just really fucking go for it there (and also have it fall out for lots of folks when they come of age). also let's put some in the smelly corners for good measure
hair eris!
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maybe it's like a hydra
@aeva /me *weeps with thinning middle aged thin straight hair*
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you ever think about hair
@aeva often. in exactly the way you do. i do not agree with nature's choices.
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humans are so funny. let's go vaguely to very bald basically everywhere. except the scalp, let's just really fucking go for it there (and also have it fall out for lots of folks when they come of age). also let's put some in the smelly corners for good measure
@aeva I remember reading that a number of human evolutionary coincidences can be explained by us heading down the path to being aquatic mammals. Like why do babies have so much skin fat as opposed to organ fat… it makes them float.
The hair situation is one of those aquatic-like adaptations.
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@aeva often. in exactly the way you do. i do not agree with nature's choices.
@lritter what would you have done different
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@aeva /me *weeps with thinning middle aged thin straight hair*
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@lritter what would you have done different
@aeva away with the pubes! head and armpit hair can stay.
but also peach fuzz body hair for everyone! sorry bears
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@aeva away with the pubes! head and armpit hair can stay.
but also peach fuzz body hair for everyone! sorry bears
@lritter i think hair would be even better if it were turing complete such that having more of it meant you could write little hair programs to do automation. otherwise I think nature's decisions are more or less fine, but I'd be fine if it was made voluntary so you could have more or less of it in specific places if you wanted that would be more egalitarian.
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@lritter i think hair would be even better if it were turing complete such that having more of it meant you could write little hair programs to do automation. otherwise I think nature's decisions are more or less fine, but I'd be fine if it was made voluntary so you could have more or less of it in specific places if you wanted that would be more egalitarian.
@lritter naturally the most powerful hair style would be the afro due to its exquisite computational capacity. you could tell a true intellectual and/or gamer by their careful attempt to minmax their computational power vs various important mundane concerns like "fitting through doors".
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@lritter naturally the most powerful hair style would be the afro due to its exquisite computational capacity. you could tell a true intellectual and/or gamer by their careful attempt to minmax their computational power vs various important mundane concerns like "fitting through doors".
@aeva when i'm done here, i will try to reincarnate in a world where hair is computers
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@aeva when i'm done here, i will try to reincarnate in a world where hair is computers
@lritter noice i was thinking of hitting that one up next too
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@aeva when i'm done here, i will try to reincarnate in a world where hair is computers
@aeva by the way, rastafaris have beliefs about their hair that rhymes well with this. to them, long hair, like antennas, improve their reception of the cosmos. probably also transmission reach. so, like CB radio
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@aeva by the way, rastafaris have beliefs about their hair that rhymes well with this. to them, long hair, like antennas, improve their reception of the cosmos. probably also transmission reach. so, like CB radio
@lritter does it work if you have very long pathologically straight hair? I feel like my connection to the cosmos has improved in the last ~15 years or so since I started growing it out, but that could be a coincidence.
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