The perfect movie review doesn’t….

[arcadiagt5@mstdn.social]

@petrillic @kcarruthers To be fair, if I must, had it been an original and not a sequel to a beloved series, Crash would probably have received a “meh” response and been mostly forgotten. It was only because it WAS a direct sequel to Crisis that it achieved such infamy in anime fandom…

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@petrillic

"I only regret that I have but one boost to give!"

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@petrillic @UKFilmNerd 😙👌

[kevin@mastodon.km6g.us]

@petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@petrillic should I outlive the cockroaches, I will never come up with anything that brilliant.

[phraktalz@mastodon.social]

@arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA

[neilk@xoxo.zone]

@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

[softwarecoder@fosstodon.org]

@petrillic
in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

[murderkroger@fouroclockfarms.club]

@petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

[norombasic@mastodon.world]

@petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

[better_tomorrow@mastodon.online]

@petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.