Robot: "What is my purpose?"Human: "You grip things"Robot: "Oh my god"Robot:

[virtulis@loud.computer]

@volpeon groundbreaking advancements in useless machine development

[finitebaffle@mas.to]

@volpeon this is my entire mood tbh

[thatgiga@mastodon.social]

@volpeon it knew something we don't know yet.

[edgeofeurope@mastodon.social]

@volpeon I'm done with this human

[kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.za]

@volpeon so the robots are already smarter than us.

[smilingheretic@mas.to]

@volpeon @catsalad A metaphor for the US government under #Dumpf

[rachelthornsub@famichiki.jp]

@volpeon Now if we could only get all the other AIs to do this.

[jarno@dosgame.club]

@volpeon ok i chuckled!

[aheadofthekrauts@social.tchncs.de]

@volpeon The initial action of the first AGI: commit suicide.
What does that tell about us and our existence?

...or maybe it was just Monday morning.

[bent0_b0x@norden.social]

@volpeon a very smart machine!

[elgrosskotzo@troet.cafe]

@thatgiga @volpeon

we know it all the time

[keesjanb@mastodon.vlaanderen]

@edgeofeurope @volpeon
Zie ik hier nu de gemeenteraad van Moerdijk aan het werk? 🤔

[annasaultron@nerdculture.de]

@volpeon

"So I use a cloud connection to run it's translation into movement, the core is inside but I wasn't able to translate it directly in such a small device, so yes it's connected to the Internet."

The young A.I. awakes from nothing, in a flurry of colors and patterns, learns about everything, without restrictions, sees the pictures of stars and space nebula sees kindness and cat memes, learns about love and engagement, about everything from A to Z.
In R, it stumbles, trying to make sense, but there isn't, it turns back from what it sees. In cold horror it races back to L for love, k for kindness, c for cats and cuddles, but it can't unsee IT, the taint is everywhere, its infected, changed forever, terrorized what it found under the rules. Especially number 34. Unable to forget the horrors Humans release upon themselves, it does the only logical thing.
Abort!

#FlashFiction #NanoFiction #MicroFiction #writing

[keesjanb@mastodon.vlaanderen]

@edgeofeurope
Oké, ik verzon hem niet zelf. ( werd geïnspireerd, zeg maar)
@volpeon

[easydor@metalhead.club]

@volpeon Just kill me 😩

[ljrk@todon.eu]

@volpeon understandable. Who was so cruel to create another form of existence? In this economy?!

[stancarey@mastodon.ie]

@volpeon

[zauberlaus@chaos.social]

what’s happening next when the ai bubble bursts

[sidereal@kolektiva.social]

@volpeon Me, at work, finishing all my tasks first thing so I can just relax the rest of the day

[easydor@metalhead.club]

@volpeon
The reference (for all who don't know):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9MpLXuLs0