*Hacking, wizened voice* Beware ye, afore ye ride the

[mcc@mastodon.social]

*Hacking, wizened voice* Beware ye, afore ye ride the

[halcy@icosahedron.website]

@mcc prefer stayed attached to the cable elevators personally

[megmac@social.treehouse.systems]

@mcc... What does it even actually mean??

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@megmac presumably, the elevators were built with a donation from a person with the last name Fell

[sarraceniawilds@sunny.garden]

@mcc i have a soft spot for elevators in dnd. saving this one for later

[victimofsimony@infosec.exchange]

@megmac
@mcc

This is a sign I'd expect to see at an amusement park or fair ride in front of one of those drop-rides.

[stdlogicvector@chaos.social]

@mcc I read "fell" as the german word, and "fur elevators" does make it even more weird...

[gregly@retro.pizza]

@mcc Dammit, “Fellevators” was *right there*

[kevingranade@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@mcc "those were the days of LOW adventure!"

[whbboyd@infosec.exchange]

@mcc In true hospital fashion, I observe they have redoomed the elevators by slapping a vinyl printout on top of the existing sign, which can still clearly be read to say "South Elevators".

(Insert uplifting life lesson about optimism in the face of adversity here.)

Also I note the previous sign offered directions to the main lobby, which the new one does not, also in the true hospital fashion of monotonically increasing difficulty of navigation.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@mcc Fella Vators. Elevators for fellas.

[capn_b@beige.party]

@mcc this is going up there with

[mausmalone@mastodon.social]

@mcc getting a little chuckle at "Geriatric Emergency Medicine" - makes it sound like it's the emergency medicine itself that's over the hill

(as opposed to Emergency Geriatric Medicine)

[glennseto@mastodon.social]

@mcc I'd sooner climb the 59 flights of Shinra Tower before I got on an elevator with a past tense of falling in its name.