Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[bk1e@mastodon.social]

@futurebird to support USB Swanson-the-Go

[bk1e@mastodon.social]

@futurebird also the wire protocol is based on Bit Stouffer’s

[amxmln@mastodon.design]

@futurebird In case you need to fry something. 🙃

[martijn@scholar.social]

@futurebird How else are you going to fry your computing device?

[barneydellar@mastodon.scot]

@futurebird For sausages.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@StealthyTango

So. Bad news.

I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?

[apontious@dice.camp]

@robertklaschka @futurebird That's why they call them bytes!

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@admin

I often wonder what is wrong with that man and why it is wrong with me too. What happened to people like us? I think as I desolider and sort resistors from the computer I found in the trash.

[josh0@babka.social]

@futurebird they’re for external microwave emitters, so you can cook things that are too big to fit inside.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@josh0

NO.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@futurebird

Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

wrong answers only

I'm pretty sure "there are usb ports on the microwave" is already the wrong answer.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@nazokiyoubinbou

Especially when it's A and not 12v C. pffffft.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@futurebird You figure a microwave should toast the devices that are plugged in too?

[pointlessone@status.pointless.one]

@futurebird To load new dingtones.

[lexyeen@plush.city]

@futurebird Multiplayer mode. Any USB gamepad should do the trick.

[hoco@sfba.social]

@StealthyTango @futurebird seems legit

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@hoco @StealthyTango

It's simple physics.

[llewelly@sauropods.win]

@robertklaschka @futurebird yeah I don't believe it, because memory sticks taste exactly the same no matter what you download onto them.

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@futurebird

You connect one USB port directly to the other so that the microwave oven can power itself without needing a mains socket.

[doctormo@floss.social]

@futurebird @StealthyTango

Microwaves can be enticed out by microsurfboards and tiny tiny coloured shirts.