@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly

[viss@mastodon.social]

@petrillic yeah same

[cyberoutsider@infosec.exchange]

@Viss But is the figure holding it with both hands, or are those two lines the outline of one arm?

[jaredwhite@indieweb.social]

@Viss This is unfortunately more and more true every day… 😭

[jkdelauney@tech.lgbt]

@Viss retained for later deployment. Thank you for your service.

[jankatins@fosstodon.org]

@Viss there are Pratchett comics? How did I not know that?

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@Viss

there was a far side commercial with a guy at an ice cream parlor. the sign on the wall listed 3 flavors: vanilla, liver, and woodchips. the caption was "i'm sorry, sir. we're all out of vanilla.". yeah... really related to that often.

[catsalad@urusai.social]

@Viss If 2026 had a flavor

[viss@mastodon.social]

@catsalad hahahaha fucking yes

[hawaii@mastodon.world]

@Viss Ah, a nice big cone of Roadside Snow Covered In Diesel Exhaust. A holiday fav!

[logwyrm@infosec.exchange]

@Viss Do I dare forward this to my players? ​

[viss@mastodon.social]

@logwyrm yes

[viss@mastodon.social]

@davedave awe booo

[logwyrm@infosec.exchange]

@Viss If Castle Ravenloft lies in ruins a year from now, we know why.

[linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io]

@Viss This is like when my GM lat me turn my druid into a feared assassin because I would cast Create Water inside people's bodies to kill or incapacitate them.

[benhm3@saint-paul.us]

@Viss

Oh yes. I wish to join this cult.

And let's apply this to video games.

[subm3rge@infosec.exchange]

@BenHM3 @Viss Not all video games will be amenable.

In Elden Ring, Game menaces You!

[j_angliss@fosstodon.org]

@Viss she was definitely the little child that asked "why" _every_ time. Love this!

[vince@infosec.exchange]

@Viss indeed, great. https://linktr.ee/dianaoftherose

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@Viss I just watched this and then remembered we're about to get our hands on a pile of adamantine weapons in our main campaign, and the rules say adamantine weapons auto-crit objects. no roll, critical hit every time. wanna add a strength check on top as a house rule for special cases? my character is a half-orc with a belt of fire giant strength. his strength score is 25.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@vince oh neat! now i know who she is! :D