@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly

[jkdelauney@tech.lgbt]

@Viss good to know. The opposition is fully aware that what they are doing is unpopular as all hell. Can’t claim people want them if you know you have to hide them.

[elfin@mstdn.social]

@Viss Yes, you Should.

[haliphax@hachyderm.io]

@Viss fuck yeah

[km7cdc@mastodon.radio]

@Viss Did anyone suggest a phone number to a library reference desk, where they can reach out to, eh, find books, to eh, learn their job's responsibilities?

Just tell them it's a voice AI service with no monthly cost and free tech support.. "OK, are you finished with that page? Good. Now, turn to the next page. No not that way - you already read that page, remember? That's better! You're getting the hang of it!"

[h2onolan@infosec.exchange]

@Viss why stop at fridges

I am so very tired of being advertised to.

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@Viss I'd be fucking apoplectic

[alex02@ieji.de]

@Viss so how long before there is a way to jailbreak these?

[viss@mastodon.social]

@h2onolan my impression is that these decisions all tend to roll up to a handful of folks, so find THEM and drag THEM out into the parking lot, and the downstream effects will be amazing

[thomasareed@infosec.exchange]

@Viss This is why I have as few smart devices as possible, and keep the ones I do have disconnected from the internet. Also part of why I live in the woods in the mountains and spend my time in places where I’m more likely to run into bears than people.

[alex02@ieji.de]

@Longplay_Games @Viss I still have that white fridge that was moved all th way from the midwest and I don't see that quitting anytime soon.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@gsuberland i made this gif in 2016

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss
... I hope that's a fresh unused plunger considering the defroster blows hot air along the glass - spreading all those yummy smells

[lonelystone@mastodon.world]

@Viss
Nice click bait, you got me. 😆

[viss@mastodon.social]

@Aprazeth a new plunger? in this economy?

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss

Fair point. Also saves using an air freshener because it would be pointless anyway

[pikario@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Viss is it a nokia windows phone? 🤔

[viss@mastodon.social]

@pikario i dont recognize it but the thickness of its bezel says its at least ten years old

[pussreboots@sfba.social]

@Viss that’s a Dalek driving to work.

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss
Also also

Imagine getting into an Uber and seeing that. Like, what else is jerry rigged about this ride? Are the brakes a pair of Brillo pads? The seatbelt nothing more but a belt tied in a knot?

Also also how do they remove that plunger? You don't want to exert much force on the front window sooooo, use your fingernails to pop the seal?

[d_113cr@ieji.de]

@Viss nuh uh! I woulda been using my psp!