Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan Reminds me of an 80's french dark comedy where some people get their brain "flashed" to be constantly happy and productive. An horrifying and smiling new humanity emerge.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan there's a meme for that
but also a server failure, meme follows -
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan As the everlasting sparkling side of life syndrom
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.
Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').
Maybe it's time for an international version…
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan It's the facebook for companies.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan This is awesome! Made my day also 😀
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan Never thought I'd live in a world full of Buddy Kanes
"To be successful one must project an image of success at all times"
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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@Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.
Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').
Maybe it's time for an international version…
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@Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms -
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I’m thrilled to announce that I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
We've added iceberg interaction to our experience portfolio.
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@Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I still consider creating a trolling account on LI. Mostly about tech/corpos and stuff, but now I have this wild idea of writing sui... erm, bold pivot to underground operations note.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan don't forget that the Titanic endeavour also comes with great compensation package that includes opportunities to work out and unlimited cold plunges.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I only use it to get notifications of new articles from Anne Appelbaum.
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@Daojoan there's a meme for that
but also a server failure, meme follows -
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan kill it with fire. Or is that make it "pleased to announce its new role in a storied and expansive void with multidimensional opportunities for expansion through innovative integration of pyrotechnics, heat and the exploration of iron implements and bladed tools"
Gli ultimi otto messaggi ricevuti dalla Federazione
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B5
1983 - 93
L’Europea pianifica
INTERNET come rete OSI
[Open System Interconnection]
MA NON COINVOLGE COMUNITÀ di UTENTI
non consumatori
in un AMBIENTE OSE
[Open System Environment]
di RELAZIONE comunicativa PARITETICAUTENTE – TECNOLOGIA DIGITALE
https://www.casarayuela.eu/2026
TECNOPOLIS chiude il muro contro i Sistemi Aperti
mettendo al centro i gemelli digitali delle persone
https://tecnopolisbologna.it/VIE DI FUGA
1)
https://pubadmin.institute/administrative-theory/open-systems-approach-environmental-influences-organizations
2)
https://www.cccb.org/en/w/articles/the-brain-and-the-paradox-of-open-systems
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@storiespettinate si, dal ristorante
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Eroica...“Io, nonna rider a Modena: ogni mese 600 chilometri”...dal Punjab con dedizione
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Futuro anteriore. Note sulla «non-sottomissione»
@anarchia
Pubblichiamo questo intervento per il convegno di Viterbo dello scorso 8 febbraio, pubblicato anche sul quarto numero di “disfare – per la lotta contro il mondo-guerra”. Anche all’indirizzo https://sabotiamolaguerra.noblogs.org/post/2026/03/03/futuro-anteriore-note-sulla-non-sottomissione/ Qui il pdf: Futuro anteriore. Futuro
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@GillesLeCorre2 beh comme dit Vasco Rossi dans une de ses chansons "quelli come me si alzano alle 3 (sous entendu 15 heures) e dicono che i giorni sono corti"
Bonne journée !
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Io non ho bisogno di denaro.
Ho bisogno di sentimenti,
di parole, di parole scelte sapientemente,
di fiori detti pensieri,
di rose dette presenze,
di sogni che abitino gli alberi … https://cctm.website/alda-merini-io-non-ho-bisogno-di-denaro/Alda Merini
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@Pngt
Oui on a bien besoin d'un shampooing pour se laver la tête, hein ?
🤗 ✊
