Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan /me looks around, finds cardboard box, puts it under the router so that it is no longer dangling from the network cable from the patch panel, closes the rack door and goes off to update linkedIn with something about "overcoming logistical challenges with dynamic real world innovations"
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan A fair few of these posts are probably written by a language model.
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