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can job listings be serious
the "in the last 2 years" is the funniest part. like, the question is pretty nonsensical but they're worried I've forgotten how to implement an API if I haven't done recently
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the "in the last 2 years" is the funniest part. like, the question is pretty nonsensical but they're worried I've forgotten how to implement an API if I haven't done recently
I'm gonna replace my resume with a little card that says:
Foone Turing
Computer Toucher
I can touch computers for you in whatever way you want. I've been doing this a long while, I know how it works. There's no need to get more specific -
I'm gonna replace my resume with a little card that says:
Foone Turing
Computer Toucher
I can touch computers for you in whatever way you want. I've been doing this a long while, I know how it works. There's no need to get more specificas of late october 2025 I have been touching computers for approximately 32 years. I'm sure I can figure out whatever shit you need me to do with them, whether or not I've implemented an API in the last 2 years
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as of late october 2025 I have been touching computers for approximately 32 years. I'm sure I can figure out whatever shit you need me to do with them, whether or not I've implemented an API in the last 2 years
I've been doing typescript recently and based on a quick grep I've defined 12 interfaces and then implemented them. clearly I am the spiders georg of APIs
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I've been doing typescript recently and based on a quick grep I've defined 12 interfaces and then implemented them. clearly I am the spiders georg of APIs
applying for this job just so I can use "implementing an API is like riding a bike" in the prescreen interview
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applying for this job just so I can use "implementing an API is like riding a bike" in the prescreen interview
which'd work extra well if they were selling/renting ebikes but no they're apparently into AI HVAC
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which'd work extra well if they were selling/renting ebikes but no they're apparently into AI HVAC
why does HVAC need AI? good question
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why does HVAC need AI? good question
hey remember how before the dot com bubble burst there were a lot of jokes about how tons of companies were betting the farm on "doing X but on the internet", where X is something that's been done without internet for years?
I'm reminded of this for no reason
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hey remember how before the dot com bubble burst there were a lot of jokes about how tons of companies were betting the farm on "doing X but on the internet", where X is something that's been done without internet for years?
I'm reminded of this for no reason
join my new site where you can chat with the pets dot com sock puppet for only 5.99$/month
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join my new site where you can chat with the pets dot com sock puppet for only 5.99$/month
@foone Ooh! Is it CueCat time all over again?
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@Gina Been there 😅
Once stayed at a hotel like this. Ended up ordering a burger and sides through Glovo instead.Had this quiet eye exchange with the concierge:
👀 “Smart move.”
👀 “Yeah, FU all.”
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@muffa
Condivido in pieno l'analisi, non ci capisco un cavolo ☺️🤭
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È musulmano: quindi?
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@muffa c’è sempre miocuggino(punto)it
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@saveriophoto
Che bella foto 📷 😍
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@guardaminfaccia "è mejo aranzulla"
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@Gina Hotel with how many stars and what country? :D
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@muffa "non è pertinente, sorry"
