i used to think that things moved, and one of the ways things move is they can sorta wiggle in place at a fixed cadence, and you can use that wiggling to create a clock, and point at it and go "HA! TIME!" and your computer has a few of those inside it, and that's basically the basis for wage slavery and the general oppression of the masses, but now I'm of the mind that it's easier to just lie and say time is real to do all that stuff.