Beware of the Guardian Loafs
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@catsalad You must appease with pettings three.
What...is the moment you should stop petting?
I don't know that! Aaaaaaaaaah! [bloody hand flies into the gorge]
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@catsalad one of them only tells lies and the other only truth
@konstruct @catsalad oh no wait, they're talking about their food bowls. They both lie
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Stop!
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see!
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Stop!
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see!
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Perhaps these should be the Stairs of Slight Misfortune? 😉
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@catsalad No one's lap is safe.
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@catsalad to enter the sacred realm of the great downstairs, you must solve a riddle. Solve it and pass. Fail and you shall be meowed at. Loudly.
(The riddle is "where snack?". Always. So bring kibble)
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@catsalad Reminds me of a friend’s cat who had taken to sleeping stretched out across the second step down. Which led to… Issues, on pre-caffeinated mornings.
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@catsalad Anyone can pass …but you will be judged and found wanting.
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@catsalad one of them always lies and the other one always tells the truth.
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