@mcc I like the fact that you put the cookware into the list, demonstrates knowledge that us communists eat babies, and that they're best when just delivered.
Poll: Imagine you were suddenly thrust into a situation where you were the only person available to deliver a baby. How screwed are you/the mother/the baby?
(Assume six minutes to prepare, and access to a first aid kit as well as the objects, like bedsheets and cookwear, you'd find in a typical suburban home.)
@mcc I like the fact that you put the cookware into the list, demonstrates knowledge that us communists eat babies, and that they're best when just delivered.