Alone Season 5 watch thread.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

I think Brooke is going to fall to Projects. She's carrying a lot of wood quite long distances for someone who isn't eating.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

Speaking of Projects. I have not seen Randy find food, thus far.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

You what, Sam!? The only real food anyone has ever found in this entire series has been fish, and you decided not to bring fishing gear?

[swelljoe@mas.to]

Ah, Randy has been very successful fishing, they just didn't show it. OK, the cabin is fine as long as food is coming first.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

That bird weighs one ounce, Sam. It is not a turning point.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

Brooke, didn't you learn your lesson about fire and wooden chimneys in the last season? Now you've got dry leaves, too?

I don't know if anyone ever died on this show, but Brooke is sure trying.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

Randy put your shoes on, there are pit vipers.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

Larry's not thinking straight. Bear spray all over his bedding? Using an air horn on mice? Welcome to crazy town, population: 1.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

They keep putting Randy out in the woods by himself, and he should not be out in the woods by himself. It's yoga bro abuse.

[swelljoe@mas.to]

Good for you, Dave. Walking away in good health, not because of any serious mistakes but because there just isn't any food, is respectable.

And, that tells me this place is really brutal. They're only 36 days in, and Dave's already out.