#bitcoin

[voxel@infosec.space]

@molly0xfff Source?

[bzdev@fosstodon.org]

@molly0xfff To put a doubling of the odds in perspective, one might note that multiplying 0 by 2 still gives you 0.

A friend once sent me a fake blackmail letter as a joke, so I sent a reply saying he could have all my Porsches and Mercedes if he would just please, please burn all the negatives. I mentioned it to some friends who knew both of us and some guy standing there said, "how many Porsches and Mercedes did you have?" I said "as many negatives as he had." Everyone else laughed.

[pronounshe@lgbtqia.space]

@molly0xfff 🤦‍♀️

[2rad0@defcon.social]

@molly0xfff

Hah what fools, don't they know Jesus is still busy recovering from the time he performed the quadruple front flip miracle at the 1975 x-games? https://old.reddit.com/r/aivideos/comments/1qxnfhb/jesus_christ_superstar_oc/

[amal_@mastodon.social]

@bzdev @molly0xfff
🤭🤭🤭

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@davidtheeviloverlord @molly0xfff Mary and Joseph would then be investigated for terrorism.

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@molly0xfff They pay out $1 for every 75c for "Will Jesus return before the end of 2027?" "No" https://polymarket.com/event/jesus-christ-return-before-2027-odds-5-monday-night-12-1-am
Why are they taking the "No" bet at all? Am I missing something? Or why is it not 99c and you get $1 back? Or do the fees and locking in your money for 2 years with no interest offset it? Or are the people paying for yes subsidising the no people somewhat?

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@2rad0 @molly0xfff He's overhyped, the only trick he can do is a Christ air.

[dozymoe@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff hedge that

[m1rk0@social.defcon42.net]

@molly0xfff Idiocracy.

[everythingispublichealth@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff ????

[darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io]

@molly0xfff

Jesus thinking... "maybe I'll return just to fuck with crypto bros".